Today, I paid $50 for a haircut. Halfway through, I realized the hairdresser was drunk. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Bad choice
Today, I went to a different hairdresser than usual to get 5 inches off my hair and bangs. He ended up charging me half price, saying, "Don't worry, we all make mistakes." FML
Today, I went to the hairdresser on a spur of the moment decision to get a quick wash and cut. Forty-five painful minutes and $180 later, I honestly don't know if anything was actually done to my hair. FML
Today, at the hairdresser's, I fell asleep while my hair was being washed. My barber had to shake me awake. FML
Today, I went to go get a haircut and I asked how much it was for a haircut, shampoo, and a blow job. I meant to say blow dry. FML
Today, after a haircut, I walked to the cash register, handed the hairdresser a $20 bill and said, "Keep the change." He looked at me with a blank expression and replied, "The haircut costs 25 dollars." FML
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
The tip of the iceberg
Today, I didn't have enough money to tip my hairstylist, even though I thought I did and said I was, but I'm so broke, my card got declined at $50. I needed the haircut for an interview. I feel so f@%$>&* bad about it. FML
It's on me
Today, I went to the bar I go to every week. My favorite bartender told me I owed $50 for a tab because the waiter screwed up and undercharged me. The tab was from when my friends bought me drinks to cheer me up because my girlfriend moved away. I ended up paying for my own drinks, plus theirs. FML
Today, I woke up extremely hung over on a friend's couch after a night of heavy drinking and partying. To my horror, I discovered that, in my drunken state, I'd allowed said friend's six-year-old daughter to trim my hair. I now have a bowl cut. FML
Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML
Top comments
DomDomxoxo 16
You paid before you got the haircut?
deadbabies 0
If only there were some person who would supervise your hairdresser, and imagine if you could report your hairdresser to this mystical person, and potentially get a refund and your hair redone by a sober hairdresser while at the same time getting the first hairdresser fired. What a strange, crazy world that would be, right?
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Comments (54)
disney_blonde 16
Why would you let them continue or pay for it? You pay at the end!
ClassicASaVlasic 3
Silly goose that's why you pay after. In fact, I've never heard of a salon/barber that charges you first.. Not only did you get a drunk stylist, but they overcharged you too -_- America.
someguy314159265 15
Actually, this appears to be in Canada, and in my province too, no less.
blueice4all 4
Why would you paid before it's done? You deserved that
brianfantana32 10
50 dollars?
cajekraze 7
What kind of backwards hair shop makes you pay first? Ridiculous
stevenmx86 8
Then don't pay?
brend5033 4
Who pays for a haircut before getting the haircut?!
pagullarka 9
$50, what are you using Obama's hairdresser down here we pay $3.99
Unknown_skwigs 0
If your going to pay that much you def deserve that
billreines 0
Who pays that much for a haircut I pay 12. Did you get a dyke cut?