Alyssa
Toronto, Canada
Today, I paid $50 for a haircut. Halfway through, I realized the hairdresser was drunk. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
chopchop
Bad choice
Today, I went to a different hairdresser than usual to get 5 inches off my hair and bangs. He ended up charging me half price, saying, "Don't worry, we all make mistakes." FML
Anonymous
Today, I went to the hairdresser on a spur of the moment decision to get a quick wash and cut. Forty-five painful minutes and $180 later, I honestly don't know if anything was actually done to my hair. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Today, at the hairdresser's, I fell asleep while my hair was being washed. My barber had to shake me awake. FML
Stixchop
United States
Today, I went to go get a haircut and I asked how much it was for a haircut, shampoo, and a blow job. I meant to say blow dry. FML
RickTheBoy
Toronto, Canada
Today, after a haircut, I walked to the cash register, handed the hairdresser a $20 bill and said, "Keep the change." He looked at me with a blank expression and replied, "The haircut costs 25 dollars." FML
Rye
United States
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Anonymous
The tip of the iceberg
Today, I didn't have enough money to tip my hairstylist, even though I thought I did and said I was, but I'm so broke, my card got declined at $50. I needed the haircut for an interview. I feel so f@%$>&* bad about it. FML
doubledown
United States
It's on me
Today, I went to the bar I go to every week. My favorite bartender told me I owed $50 for a tab because the waiter screwed up and undercharged me. The tab was from when my friends bought me drinks to cheer me up because my girlfriend moved away. I ended up paying for my own drinks, plus theirs. FML
mushroomtop
Today, I woke up extremely hung over on a friend's couch after a night of heavy drinking and partying. To my horror, I discovered that, in my drunken state, I'd allowed said friend's six-year-old daughter to trim my hair. I now have a bowl cut. FML
ruhrohraggy
Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML
Top comments
DomDomxoxo 16
You paid before you got the haircut?
deadbabies 0
If only there were some person who would supervise your hairdresser, and imagine if you could report your hairdresser to this mystical person, and potentially get a refund and your hair redone by a sober hairdresser while at the same time getting the first hairdresser fired. What a strange, crazy world that would be, right?
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Comments (54)
BrownSugar10940 2
You didn't notice the hair dresser wuz drunk b4 u sat down?
ashole1990 10
That's actually common. They keep liquor in the break-room at a lot of higher end salons.
LiLKuttie 0
You are going to end up with a really cool hipster hair cut. I bet Skrillex would approve and ask for your hair stylist
purebliss7 6
how do you not realize something like that right away. ydi be more aware next time!
Glassmaster 0
I'd say $50 is absurdly expensive, but I guess that that isn't as much in Canada as the US...still, you don't need to spend nearly that much.
kitten_mittens5 8
Nothin like a tipsy trim. You should have demanded a free drink.
Dinosoarr 7
Don't feel so bad. Halfway through my last haircut, my hairdresser admitted she had injected heroin and tried hallucinogenic products for the first time, and her boss laughed and told her she was "doing alright for someone who was high"
MeganDalek 12
How do you not notice someone is drunk until half way through? Drunkenness is very ... distinct. If it turned out bad then I would have demanded my money back since apparently you paid before the cut o.o
theprincess79 2
Why would u pay first? That doesn't make sense to me.
meghaninblack 4
So, how'd it go?