Today, I opened the cupboard and a bag of flour fell on my head, covering me from head to toe. Last night I got drunk, and set some booby traps up around the house for my roommate. I'd forgot that my roommate moved out a week ago. FML
almostadult tells us more.
Hey guys, OP here, thanks for the comments! I know I deserve it, drunk me is an idiot, and I think that's the last time I'm going to get drunk for a while... until drunk me knows that my roommate's left! As for other traps, I also found out this morning that I had put some salt in the sugar (which was discovered after taking a sip of coffee), and vaseline or something like that on the bathroom doorknob. Hopefully those are it, but I have a feeling that there's going to be more. My roommate moved out because he's moved to Ireland to be closer to his family, as he's been in England for about a year and a half but prefers Ireland. While he was here, we used to play pranks on each other a lot, but usually practical jokes like whoopee cushions or fake spiders in the other's bed. To be honest, it's a shame I didn't do this prank while he was still here! Thanks for all those who commented/voted on it. No feeling like knowing your fails are public ;D
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Top comments
stingray112 24
I can now see why
mds9986 24
You sound like an entertaining drunk.
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Comments (51)
tech1200mk5 6
Gee, I just can't imagine WHY s/he moved out... *eyeroll*
Kinglue 17
Get drunk again, maybe you resume your previous state of mind and you'll remember where they are ~Life Advice Lamp
Tripartita 45
Home Alone 3: Trapped with Myself
ragnarok1540 39
Actually there is already a Home Alone 3. There are apparently 5 films in the series, so this would be #6.
sweetbliss3 37
what's the other two? I only know of 3.
OkitaCockroach 19
My only question is what your roommate did to deserve that LOL.
schreibergx93 19
FML gold right here. Both YLS and YDI. Sorry OP ??
cloudyface 23
Fml your old roommates life
thatsme293 28
Your a booby. And you got trapped.
Chazzster 32
What a surprise that your roommates moved out with behavior like that.
fonkimonki 7
People who set 'pranks like that are a$$holes. You are one too. Glad it got you. YDI
fuckfuckityfuck 16
reminds me of the time I tried to scare my brother and ended with with a bloody nose.