Today, I opened the cupboard and a bag of flour fell on my head, covering me from head to toe. Last night I got drunk, and set some booby traps up around the house for my roommate. I'd forgot that my roommate moved out a week ago. FML
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Hey guys, OP here, thanks for the comments! I know I deserve it, drunk me is an idiot, and I think that's the last time I'm going to get drunk for a while... until drunk me knows that my roommate's left! As for other traps, I also found out this morning that I had put some salt in the sugar (which was discovered after taking a sip of coffee), and vaseline or something like that on the bathroom doorknob. Hopefully those are it, but I have a feeling that there's going to be more. My roommate moved out because he's moved to Ireland to be closer to his family, as he's been in England for about a year and a half but prefers Ireland. While he was here, we used to play pranks on each other a lot, but usually practical jokes like whoopee cushions or fake spiders in the other's bed. To be honest, it's a shame I didn't do this prank while he was still here! Thanks for all those who commented/voted on it. No feeling like knowing your fails are public ;D
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stingray112 24
I can now see why
mds9986 24
You sound like an entertaining drunk.
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Comments (51)
queencabello 19
How?
Mahcookiez 15
Congratulations, you played yourself
SNR1979 2
Drunk you is an a**hole! Good luck with the rest of your day!
_TasteTheRainbow 24
Congratulations, you played yourself.
maharb01 17
That's awesome, I haven't heard a good 'antique' story in a while, it's epic you did it to yourself
wand3rlus 2
I clicked you deserved it because you did ?? but I thought this was hilarious! I would probably do the same though :P