I can now see why

You sound like an entertaining drunk.

Haha this reminds me of the time I visited my great grandmother, who has dementia btw, and opened the cabinet to get a cup when a glass of chuncky, spoiled milk fell on my head. it must have been at least a week old

Hey guys, OP here, thanks for the comments! I know I deserve it, drunk me is an idiot, and I think that's the last time I'm going to get drunk for a while... until drunk me knows that my roommate's left! As for other traps, I also found out this morning that I had put some salt in the sugar (which was discovered after taking a sip of coffee), and vaseline or something like that on the bathroom doorknob. Hopefully those are it, but I have a feeling that there's going to be more. My roommate moved out because he's moved to Ireland to be closer to his family, as he's been in England for about a year and a half but prefers Ireland. While he was here, we used to play pranks on each other a lot, but usually practical jokes like whoopee cushions or fake spiders in the other's bed. To be honest, it's a shame I didn't do this prank while he was still here! Thanks for all those who commented/voted on it. No feeling like knowing your fails are public ;D

Lol you said booby

Are you missing paint cans or a flamethrower?

Nice move. Sounds like something that I would do.

This is something I would do sober ?

Blame trump

i pressed YDI so many times that the FML app stopped responding

This goes along with a thing in psychology called state congreunt memory, which basically means that when you're in a specific state, you'll remember things that happened in that state easier and more clearly. So if you want to try and remember any more traps, get drunk again and have a sober friend ask and right down where the others are.

Ouuch.?