Miscellaneous: Today, I nailed every single move in my routine at a gymnastics...

By LetItRip - 12/07/2012 20:35 - Czech Republic - Prague

Today, I nailed every single move in my routine at a gymnastics competition. I then finished off with a perfect split, letting out a fart loud enough to wake up a kid in China. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:44 - Switzerland

Today, in dance class, the instructor asked me to demonstrate the splits to the group. I slid down, my legs opening wider as I descended. I then loudly farted for the full 5 seconds it took to reach the ground. FML

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By Mark - 30/03/2009 07:06 - United States

Today, I was working out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML

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By YuckyDuckyLucky - 03/06/2015 17:36 - Norway - Oslo

Today, I attempted to break the record for the heaviest squat in my local gym. A small crowd witnessed me breaking the record as well as releasing a huge fart. FML

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By misty_love - 10/03/2010 08:09 - United States

Today, I realized that I can still do the splits. Why? Because I fell down an entire flight of stairs, everyone in the hall saw me land and applauded. Someone even shouted "and she sticks the landing." FML

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By flexibleflatulance - 05/09/2009 03:07 - United States

Today, before class I was trying to prove I can twist myself like the people on the front of my anatomy textbook, I got onto a table and twisted my ankles behind my head. Everyone seemed impressed until I farted so loudly that it echoed in the hallway. I couldn't get my legs unstuck. FML

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Core

By Anonymous - 18/03/2023 16:00

Today, I went to the gym and accidentally farted during yoga class. Everyone looked at me and the instructor said, "Let's all take a moment to appreciate the power of core strength." FML

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By dealtit - 30/07/2014 03:49 - United States - Toccoa

Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML

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By Farterella - 02/11/2016 20:30

Today, I was the only girl in gym class who couldn't lift the weight, and the only one to fart multiple times during the attempt. FML

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By belle_arina - 08/10/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, we were doing stretches in dance class where you are on your hands and doing the splits in the air while your partner helps hold you and stretch your legs further. Right as I lift my left leg up, I farted hugely right in my partner's face. I couldn't make eye contact for the rest of class. FML

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By gassy - 29/12/2012 09:32 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I auditioned for a role in ballet. My stomach was in pain and as I ran to be lifted into the air by my partner, I let out a huge fart. The auditorium was dead silent. FML

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kballa21 2

Friday 13 July 2012 9:05

Better lay off those beans...

RadiationNeon 5

Friday 13 July 2012 9:06

Let's see the Chinese Copy that...

Comments

xGolfWangx 5

Friday 13 July 2012 10:14

You woke me up ! --_--

LuckyLynx7732 5

Friday 13 July 2012 10:28

Even the French gave that one a 10.

MsNight 1

Friday 13 July 2012 10:38

Lol FYL OP but just think; a grand finale to what sounds like a great performance, not to mention people will actually remember you!

staciesquotes 0

Friday 13 July 2012 10:40

Omg I know that would be annoying

NomNomCookie 6

Friday 13 July 2012 10:40

Better out then in.

Cairo_Sanchez 8

Friday 13 July 2012 10:41

Must've been a lot of pressure on you

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 13 July 2012 19:30

Much better than "that stinks". This should have more thumbs up

Elkrider 13

Friday 13 July 2012 10:45

Only one kid in China woke up? Come on, you can do better than that! ;^)

mtrrace 4

Friday 13 July 2012 10:48

At least you went out with a bang

rockurheart 9

Friday 13 July 2012 10:49

judges would probably scre of laughter and give you a 20/10 haha dont worry about it, shit happens:p not many people can rip one up that great in timing