Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the same school and had a job lined up in town, he decided not to come with me because the Internet at our apartment wasn't going to be fast enough for his gaming. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend of 3 years uttered the heartbreaking words, “I met this girl here in my hometown and she’s really great and we fell in love with each other, I can’t do this anymore. We’re over.” I was planning on moving to his town after graduation this year. FML
Today, after months of planning, my boyfriend told me he's changed his mind and doesn’t want to move with me to where I got a job. Why? He doesn’t want to live that far away from his mother. FML
Today, my 24 year-old boyfriend said that he wanted to move out of our apartment, but also stay in a relationship. He's moving back in with his parents, over two hours away. FML.
Today, I changed all my plans, after months of him begging me to, so I could go to the same university as my long-term boyfriend. After I sent in my deposit, he told me we couldn't live together in college because I was "invading his space." FML
Today, my best friend decided to make some life changes. He got a new job, a new car, and asked me to move out of our apartment. We're 1,500 miles away from my hometown. I only moved all the way out here to live with him in the first place because he asked me to. FML
Today, I had to choose between staying with my boyfriend and moving out to a better job. I chose my boyfriend. He promptly left me because I didn't take the job. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend is currently dating a girl who lives in Korea. We broke up because I was moving to a different part of the city for college and he thought the distance would be "too much." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me via text message that he had moved to Bristol, and the reason he had ignored me the past fortnight was because he didn't know how to tell me. He knew he was moving even before we even got together. FML
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willis143 9
He has his priorities straight
Tripartita 45
In case anybody else was confused, I put an IP trace on #2's comment, and it's from an alternate universe in which the OP talked about being weird and taking away her boyfriend's games. She hid them like Easter eggs.
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Comments (101)
jdizz16 16
OP.... Lag is a serious issue man. Sorry but your bf just can't stand for the lag. He'll come by often though. :)
MyMilkshake_24 15
I did edit this
pjsr 33
Sounds like you dodged a bullet. Much better to find out your boyfriend's immaturity now than later when he flunks out or is too busy gaming to help with kids. Games are fine, but to put it above a college education, and you?! Wow. It's sad now, but very few HS relationships survive into college/adulthood for reasons just like this. People mature at different rates and have different life goals. It doesn't mean he's bad (just immature); he just has different values right now.
withered 30
You don't even know if any of them want kids.
duri83_fml 3
how about investing to a bettet internet connection?
rhymeswithmayo 4
most colleges have plenty of internet. her house may have what she needs. if she had to resort to paying for more internet just to keep her bf, she probably should just drop him.
iiSpitMarbles 16
What a worthless loser. You're better off without him.
TMO2142 25
We are better off without this comment.
diabolicanimud 3
easiest way around this get a different Internet provider lol
schwartzasher 2
If he doesn't want to go with you just because of gaming, it means he just doesnt like you enough to come
theheisenberger 2
Excuse Alert!!!
JusTheo 17
The sad part is that I would do this, studying to be a fiber engineer lol
Talented73 54
Honesty, in most neighborhoods (especially in college towns) there are several different options for internet service providers. If one doesn't work out, you can try a different choice. Sounds like he is copping an excuse. Fortunately, in most neighborhoods. there are several different options for boyfriends. If one doesn't work out....