Today, I missed my shift at work. I had asked my girlfriend, who works at the same store, to text me my schedule. She sent me the wrong hours for today. I got suspended, and she broke up with me for being too irresponsible. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML
Today, I got a harsh warning from my boss. I apologized because I was genuinely in the wrong. My girlfriend found out about it and sent my boss a message, threatening to kick her ass. I'm now suspended. Thanks babe. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, I was short shifted at work because one of my employees decided not to show up. Furious, I wrote her up and made predetermined judgments about her. When she came in, I went off on her for being absent and leaving me stuck. She then informed me her mom tried to commit suicide. FML
Today, my girlfriend was suspended from work after she was caught fucking one of her co-workers. FML
Today, after I took extra shifts to be able take the woman I loved out for special weekend, she dumped me and now I'm working extra shift for no reason. FML
Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
Today, I was suspended from my job for missing a team meeting that was planned during my lunch time. Needless to say, nobody had told me. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, all because I don't text her throughout the day. Last week she told me she would get fired if she was caught reading texts at work, and to stop texting her during her work hours. FML
Today, I took my driver's test. I was confident and thought everything would go well. My boss ended up calling me several times during the test. Turns out my colleague never showed up to cover for me, and my boss blamed me. Not only did I fail my test, I'm now suspended from work too. FML
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Top comments
robertdr 0
dumbass slap a bitch
lovinit5683 0
Haha wow you had a stupid gf. Shouldn't you be happy she broke up with you?
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Comments (124)
keccakec 2
cut a hoe?
MsssMelissa 0
its your problem you're with a retarded girlfriend
SomeDeadGuy 0
You're a dumbass, but I clicked FYL because your GF is an even bigger dumbass.
imright24 0
She's right. If you were responsible, you'd find out your own schedule instead of relying on someone else. YDI.
lisha88 1
I hope u told her she's the irresponsible one and it's all her fault
saxplayer9291 3
hate to tell you. but she had that planned and needed an excuse to break up with you
xXSecondGuessXx 0
Wow. That sucks.
kkrivicky 6
you know.. everyone on here is calling his girlfriend dumb but when she has to give him HIS SCHEDULE then that is irrisponsible that he couldnt go get it HIMSELF, like a big boy
SizzlePink 4
bump her too
Blavock 12
**** that stupid worthless piece of shit bitch