Today, I met a cute girl. She seemed really sweet and I was heartbroken to find out that she had fallen on hard times and was living in a shelter. I asked her if I could take her out to lunch. She said, "No." I can't even get a date with a homeless girl. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML
Today, I was texted out of the blue by a girl I treated to dinner last year. Since then, we'd chatted and met in passing a few times, but she'd turned down or cancelled all my other date invitations. Sadly, she wasn't trying to meet up. She wanted $500 to benefit a male friend, who was down on his luck. FML
Today, I had the best date I've had in my life, until after we ate and split an expensive dinner out, we came back to my place and she then told me she was homeless, and wasn't looking to date but for a couch to crash on. She won't leave. Happy fucking New Year. FML
Today, I went on a date with a great girl; we went out to dinner and saw a movie. After the movie, we went out to my car to find out that a homeless man had broken the window, climbed into it, and was eating the leftover pasta with his fingers. FML
Today, I dreamed that I met this beautiful girl at a restaurant and we ended up having lunch together. Everything was going perfect until the end when I tried to get her number and she wouldn't give it to me. I can't even get a girl in my dreams. FML
Today, I went out to dinner with the girl of my dreams. Wanting to get to know her, I asked her what she’s looking for in a relationship. She scoffed and said how relationships are for the weak and that it’s better to not catch feelings to avoid being hurt. I guess I don’t have a chance. FML
Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years-old. I'm 25. FML
Today, I got a call from the girl I'd really like to date to meet up for drinks. Excited, I walked out my front door, slipped on a patch of ice, and dislocated my shoulder. She won't go out on a date with me now because I "ditched her". FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl my friend set me up with. I thought we got along great, until after dessert, when I asked if she'd be interested in doing this again. She just said, "Nahhh" then got up and casually left, stiffing me on the bill. FML
Today, I got stood up on a date. To add insult to injury, meeting up was her idea. FML
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Fuaaad1994 31
Just because she's homeless it doesn't mean she would go out with anyone that asks her
sohigh10 34
She's homeless.. not a prostitute
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Comments (19)
moodyreallyrocks 27
Don't worry about it, move on OP, it's her loss..
CA4495 17
What kind of an asshole says such a thing. Just because she happens to not have a house atm doesn't mean she HAD to accept your offer or that she has to like you. And it sure as hell doesn't make her less of a person for you to assume she'd say yes just because she's homeless and you're not.
sweetpotato301 7
It seems a bit rude to use the word 'even', as if she's inferior to you or easy because she's homeless. I get that she'd be more likely to want to be bought food than someone with more money but I don't know, the way you've worded this is a bit off
The_Khan 12
I think your heart was in the right place, but I wouldnt fault her for declining. Depending on how you said it and her mood (being homeless mood not good) she eitehr thought you were planning of taking advantage of her, or that she was getting patronised. There is no win situation here. Problably harder to get her to dinner then a random single woman because of it, so dont think of the decline as the worst ever, because it never was an easy sell.
Mynxie 26
You are a real ass for the way you ended this FML. Sure the idea was nice but it went down hill fast when you said you can't even get a date from a homeless person. Who said she needed to go to lunch with you? Do not presume she needed to go with you because she is homeless. I can see why you are forever alone. You are an entitled piece of crap.