Today, I made a fake MySpace so that I could flirt with my boyfriend and see what he would do. He ended up dumping me for the fake MySpace girl. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML
Today, I felt left out by the fact that all my friends are getting married or have great relationships, and my boyfriend won't commit. I made a Facebook up and pretended to talk with this really cute guy I made up. Today, I found out that my boyfriend is gay when he started hitting on my made-up Facebook guy. FML
Catfished
Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML
Great excuses
Today, I dumped my boyfriend because I found his OKCupid account. He claimed that he only has it so he can do the quizzes. FML
Vibe check
Today, I've been getting weird vibes from my boyfriend of over a year and half, so I made a fake Tinder account. Guess who my first match was? My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, someone reckoned that I would never be in a relationship. So I made up this whole story about some made up guy named 'Nick' and posted stuff on my Facebook and Myspace that I'm dating him. Now all my friends want to meet him. FML
Today, my friends created a fake Facebook profile of a girl, and asked me to be in a relationship. Even my friends think I can't get a real girlfriend, and need a fake one to feel better. FML
Today, I apologized to my boyfriend for thinking he was cheating on me right before another girl posted pictures of them together on her myspace. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Manic Pixie Dream Girl
Today, I was flirting with this really attractive guy on a dating website until he became convinced I wasn't real by my pictures and bio, and stopped messaging me and reported me for spam. He was really, really cute and funny, and seemed like a great guy until then. Guess I'm too vanilla. FML
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corgi 6
So, technically, you guys are still together.
Orchid_fml 2
are you twelve ? awee it's cute that you're allowed to use the computer .
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Comments (191)
lifestory2 5
If you like piña coladas...
screwupkassy 2
Damn
Oxidation 5
Yes, but technically he was still into you, so either way he would still be attracted to you/your personality wether it be via the Internet or reality. Unless of course, you went as far as using a fake personality in the process, too.
jarobjent 17
Who still uses MySpace.
steveotheking 0
I like how everyone assumes he left her for MySpace her what if he dumbed her for a different girl entirely and she just mistook it as him leaving her for fake her don't assume shit you don't know
Bonkerss 4
well...at least you learned he wasn't trust worthy... 0.o
darkfireflame 15
Ask him to meet up and then film the big reveal.
hurley12 30
YDI for being sketchy. On the other hand you dodged a bullet.
kittykat1501 31
Say let's meet up. See expression on face. Be amused
JohnForge 13
Probably because you were both talking dirty? And you made him hot for you. Even though he didn't know it. ?