Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I made a fake MySpace so that I could flirt with my boyfriend and see what he would do. He ended up dumping me for the fake MySpace girl. FML
Today, my friends created a fake Facebook profile of a girl, and asked me to be in a relationship. Even my friends think I can't get a real girlfriend, and need a fake one to feel better. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I set my relationship status to taken with a fake profile just for kicks. A literal minute later, an acquaintance commented proof that I stole the image from Google. I can't tell if I was busted so quickly because I'm a bad liar, or that people find it impossible to believe that I could get a girlfriend. FML
Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
Today, I found out that the man I met online was a fake Facebook account, made by my daughter and her friends. FML
Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML
Today, I felt left out by the fact that all my friends are getting married or have great relationships, and my boyfriend won't commit. I made a Facebook up and pretended to talk with this really cute guy I made up. Today, I found out that my boyfriend is gay when he started hitting on my made-up Facebook guy. FML
Today, I found out that the girl on Facebook that helped me out of my sadness after my break-up and who I'd hopelessly fallen in love with was just a prank by my ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
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Top comments
ariannaimelda 7
Forever alone
ciarafox9 9
Sounds harsh, but you kind of deserve it for making a fake girlfriend..
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Comments (173)
vivaladino 7
Careful there OP, you wouldn't want to end up like Peter Coffin..
SpeshulK 0
How deep did your conspiracy go? Did your fake girlfriend have fake friends and fake posts as well?
beebananaz88 0
Ahaha wtf. You need to get laid...
FYLDeep 26
Zuckerberg must have seen you making multiple profiles from the same computer and IP address and decided to troll you.
MrsPegg 45
Comments like yours make me wish there was an "add to favorite comments" button!
GoWithTheFro 10
That's hilarious
Zoranius 6
Forever Alone: Level 9999 IMPOSSIBRU!!
BenignSociopath 10
Actions like that aren't going to help you land a real live, "can even touch her boobs"-type girlfriend. Might want to er, work on that one.
A100893 30
When you learn to leave facebook, you might find a girlfriend. A real one that you can meet with in person. For now, you can be 'forever alone' as commenters before me have typed.
hyden121 2
That's pretty pathetic that you let someone hack an imaginary account.
bubo_fml 11
Always keep your girls close by...In this case, Righty Tighty & Lefty Lucy...Only under very strange circumstances would they ever dump you on Facebook!