Today, I'm eight months pregnant with my second child. My 18-month-old son loves to watch my belly move when his baby brother moves. And then loves to smack my belly. It's going to be a long eighteen years. FML
clrichmond2009 tells us more.
OK, even though I've been commenting throughout, time for a full follow up. 1. I am not an idiot that's letting my child beat the crap out of me. When he does get too hard, he is disciplined and shown how to be gentle. 2. I have not given up on teaching my child manners, not to hit, etc. It's going to be a long 18 years because they're brothers. They're gonna fight! My sister and I beat each other on a fairly regular basis when we were kids. It's what siblings do. 3. Thanks for ALL your posts! Some of them had me cracking up. And some had me a little scared for the poster or their (future?) children.
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Silly_Lilly6969 23
Ahhhhh sibling rivalry at it's finest
zarrie_carrie281 21
be glad he's not trying to kick your belly like his unborn baby brother is, op!
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samimarie199 22
I don't know why please are so obsessed over the fact that she called her son 18 months old. I personally never do that. But my mother did it with my brother and sister. I guess it's easier because saying 18 months it's easier and less time consuming than being overly specific and saying "a year and 5 months"
Youbeenheretoolo 0
Whack-a-mole
TopHatNinja68 6
U say that as Ur gunna kick them out at 18
LRSandTJB412 8
Don't assume 18. I know many people who live at home far into their 20s.
rmllavaneras 19
I've always thought a good spanking on time can prevent future misbehaving. Also, a couple of spankings are enough. After that, my brother and I knew what the look on mom's face meant: trouble. And no, it's not like she beat us, just two or three spanks, for discipline. We turned out okay: both got scholarships to college, both love our careers, I'm happily married and there's no hate towards her.
bleedingglitter 24
I really hope I don't have 2 boys. They are so rowdy.
marthamydear23 9
teach him no. you need to start now.