Today, I'm a 25-year-old married woman and I'm currently living with my grandfather to take care of him. Today, he grounded me. FML
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Today, I went downstairs to get a drink and overheard my grandparents talking about me. They spent a good 15 minutes double-team attacking me for my failings as a human being, mainly me not being married with children yet. I'm barely 20. FML
Today, the day after my grandfather's funeral, my grandmother informed me I have 30 days to move out. I've been living with them for four years, helping take care of my sick grandfather. She's already changed the locks and won't unlock the door. FML
Today, my step-mom tried to ground me. I met her just yesterday, when she moved in. FML
Today, my mom lost an argument and tried to ground me. I’m 43 years-old and own my own house, so yes, she actually tried to tell me to stay grounded in my own house. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML
Today, my mom baked cupcakes for my visiting grandparents. Later, I saw my grandpa chowing down on them. Even later, my mom demanded to know why there were a dozen cupcake wrappers on my bed. I've essentially been framed by my own grandpa, and am now grounded for a month. FML
Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML
Today, I got grounded because I didn't send my aunt a Mother's Day present. Not only is she not married she doesn't have kids. FML
Today, no one warned me that my grandfather was slipping into dementia. I proudly brought my new baby to meet him, only for him to burst into hysterical tears that I was a teenage whore, who’s now brought shame to the family. I'm 30 and married, but he still tried to hit me with his cane. FML
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LilaBear 2
haha. Ignore him. I would. I love my grandfather but if I was living with him to take care of him, there's no way I'd pay attention to him if he tried to ground me :P I'd be like "do you want me to move out? No? I didn't think so."
tokyohenjin 5
So whadja do?
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Comments (162)
Inahurry 0
So, what was your punishment? Don't bother taking it. If he has a problem with that, tell him that you are moving out and he can take care of himself.
monsterchic72 5
Who ******* grounds a 25 year old? lmfao
whodismutha 0
hahahahahahahah
GODvSATIN 0
All of you are complete idiots you don't know if she didn't listen to him or not. STOP telling her to grow up. you don't know the whole story, wether or not she acually did go along with the grounding, or the reason why she did what she did to get in trouble. Telling her to grow up? Taking care of a grandparent is very responsable and nice But I do have to laugh at taking away his pain meds:).....
GODvSATIN 0
This ^^^^^^ is mainly for the first page of coments.
mileycyrusisgay 0
what did you do to get grounded?
lancer126 0
I would have striped so he had a heart attack
AmbrosiaFan 19
YDI because hopefully you told him to bugger off, he can't ground you. What did you do?
muchhate 0
He's the man of the house and therefore his word is final.
skiiskiisnow 0
haha thats cute.