Today, I looked at my face to see if my new age-defying lotion was working. My skin does look younger, it's covered in pimples like a teenager's. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that at 20 years old I already have noticeable wrinkles around my eyes. But to balance it out, my chronic acne keeps me looking youthful. FML
Today, I’m at that glorious age where I have to pull apart my wrinkles to get at the zits hiding inside. FML
Today, I realized that the tingly feeling on my face when I put a new combination of acne wash, acne medication, and my usual moisturizer on was not, in fact, "it working." It was slowly peeling away the top layer of skin. I look and feel sunburned. I also still have acne and oily skin. FML
Today, I discovered the effect the cream has that my mom gave me. It was for my acne and it worked, in a way. Instead of having a lot of little pimples, I now just have a few gigantic ones. FML
Today, I've got so many pimples in my face, I could actually fill a bucket with my own pus. I'm 25. FML
Today, the pimples on my face are finally clearing up. They seem to have migrated to my ass. FML
Today, I was excited that my new skin care regimen seemed to be paying off. I told my husband of 35 years about it and asked him if I "looked good". He looked me over as if I were a stalled engine and said, "You look less stressed. That's good, but I mean… You still look like yourself." FML
Today, my new prescription medicine for my chronic acne did in fact work. It worked by inflaming the skin around my zits so that they blended in. FML
Today, I was putting on cream and my son asked what it was for. I told him it was to keep the wrinkles away. He looked at me closely and replied, "I don't think it's working." FML
Today, I'm now able to put my acne cream on my face without having to look in the mirror, because I've memorized the crater and trench-filled war zone that is my acne-riddled face. FML
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Top comments
amayasoma 19
Doesn't it say on the label to apply in small sections first before fully using it? Some people are allergic to certain products. Always try a new product before using it often.
alin123 0
I'll **** in ur face it's the best age defying lotion you can get
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Comments (92)
amayasoma 19
Worked with a price. xD
amayasoma 19
Agrees with 19.
applesuckers 0
First!!! jk
86753O9 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
nomnommonster 0
All caps make me sick.
WtFiMdAdDy 0
dumb ass. lol
SeedlessMe 13
Yeah, I very rarely had a breakout as a teen.. Now I'm 30 and they are here to stay...
bmonehh 0
noobs
xXSmilezXX 7
retard
crackiebob 0
I 2nd that
KurouTenshi 0
now you can buy clearasil, and when your skin clears up and your wrinkles show through, you can start the process all over again :D
Ecnassianer 0
This xD
omgwtffmmfl 0
Owned!
FCChelsea 3
YDI for trying to lie about your age
mj2123 0
ALWAYS find reviews of a product before you buy it. A lot of them are crap and don't work, others are intended for older, dryer skin and will make you break out if you already have even slightly oily or sensitive skin.