Transportation: Today, I left for a fifteen-hour drive with two guys who won't...

By longdrive - 14/10/2014 05:17 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I left for a fifteen-hour drive with two guys who won't stop talking in a Yoda voice. Sick of this nonsense, I am. FML

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By ted_the_interpreter - 22/11/2020 05:03 - United States - Corona

Today, I was in a video conference with my coworkers. They started arguing so much that I decided to turn off my video and started chanting ,"Let it be over, let it be over... Let me go!" The boss finally stoped everybody to comment, "We can hear you." I hadn't turned my mic off. FML

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By Carmen - 09/03/2020 15:00

Today, I couldn't sleep because a group of drunken guys decided to stay out all night singing Disney songs. They had loudspeakers too. FML

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Driving me mad

By Username - 06/07/2010 22:21 - France

Today, at the crack of dawn, I started a 700-mile road trip with my three children. So far, I've stopped four times, settled several arguments, cleaned up spilled yogurt and melted silly putty. 130 miles down, 570 to go. FML

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Make it stop

By ughhhh - 10/11/2009 17:04 - United States

Today, my roommate's boyfriend told me he would be driving the several hours EVERY weekend to come see his girlfriend. As a couple, they are constantly all over each other, and can't seem to break out of the annoying baby talk voice. Plus, they like to kick me out of the room to do stuff. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2023 10:00

Today, after 7 hours of driving, I begged my wife to take over for the last 3 hours. She pulled out a flask and took a long swig, then smirked at me. I drove the rest of the way. FML

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Tuesday 14 October 2014 17:48

Feel sorry for you, I do.

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 14 October 2014 17:50

Bet you wish you were Solo?.

Comments

uglyheadedbitch 20

Tuesday 14 October 2014 17:52

Be aggravated, you will.

redstone7693 29

Tuesday 14 October 2014 17:53

15 hours of Yoda? a star wars marathon is in order!

drivingmissdaisy 13

Tuesday 14 October 2014 18:01

Or you could just use the force on them.

drizzy11 18

Tuesday 14 October 2014 18:02

lmao love how op yoda punned at the end. impressed, I am.

AFaye3964 17

Tuesday 14 October 2014 18:13

I'd join in with them.

MidnaLink 33

Tuesday 14 October 2014 18:19

Hopefully not the driver, she is.

Ziggy122 15

Tuesday 14 October 2014 18:20

Lose your sanity, you will.

cybertooth_fml 4

Tuesday 14 October 2014 18:21

"...with two guy WHO won't stop..." Grammar Nazi, I am...

tony1891 22

Tuesday 14 October 2014 19:59

dont make me reich out and slap you.

hourlybookworm 7

Tuesday 14 October 2014 20:00

guys*

tony1891 22

Tuesday 14 October 2014 18:25

may the force be with you.

itwontvalidate 18

Tuesday 14 October 2014 18:29

put on the radio really loud!

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