By rawdoglyfe69 - 17/04/2013 06:14 - United States - Helena

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Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
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HowieDoIt 21

2 months? Santa can make it around to every house in one night. She's got some catching up to do.

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feldco1 17

Good thing it's only been a couple months and not a couple years. Time to dump that bitch OP.

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legendxs 20

Ditch her! But wait until the right moment. For example - when she wants to have sex with you make her horny, real horny. And when she lie on the bed - just pull your pants, zip up Johnson and tell her you are breaking up with her. She will have a nervous breakdown, trust me. :D

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Zombie_Sea_Otter 9

Yea watch out for the whole baby scam. My advice is get her naked, throw it in her pooper, & bust a loaf on her face then get dressed and walk out. ****** don't get second chances

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Barthanax 9

I have an ex who's exactly like that. I feel for ya.

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cantfixme36 28

I mean... If it helps, I haven't slept with her.

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