By rawdoglyfe69 - 17/04/2013 06:14 - United States - Helena

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Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
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HowieDoIt 21

2 months? Santa can make it around to every house in one night. She's got some catching up to do.

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feldco1 17

Good thing it's only been a couple months and not a couple years. Time to dump that bitch OP.

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Inkedldd 8

Time to get rid of the cheating gf. So sorry OP.

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hawright 13

#71- Did you mistake "veterinarian" for "vegetarian"? It was a reference to a previous FML.

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chuckcloninger 12

Should have learned a third thing too. How to pack your bag quickly and get outta there.

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sig4life 18

Say goodby to the ****. Luckily it is only 2 months down the drain.

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sexyboi1985 27

She loves sex, u probably never showed her that u do too !

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