Health: Today, I learned that I'm allergic to hornets. I also learned...

By sisi9999 - 25/07/2011 04:14 - United States

Today, I learned that I'm allergic to hornets. I also learned that when your mom sprays a hornets' nest, and they come after you, that jumping in the pool doesn't help. They hover and wait for you to surface. FML

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By freakfreak12345 - 19/07/2011 16:41 - United States

Today, I learned that when you piss on a hornets' nest from a window, the hornets will go after the source of the stream. It can also cause you to fall through your friend's second story window. FML

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By frankkathy - 26/07/2011 17:07 - United States

Today, I saved a honey bee from drowning in our pool. It promptly stung me and died. FML

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Man vs. Wild

By Marjo86 - 27/09/2019 20:00

Today, I got stung by a hornet. I asked my mum to pass me my allergy medication, but she refused, because they were my brother's, saying "he's allergic to bees and wasps!" No mum, wrong kid. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2012 02:25 - United States - Binghamton

Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML

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Invasion

By Anonymous - 26/08/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, I went to clean my roof when something buzzed by my head and a sting hit my neck. It turns out there's a small nest of, like, five hornets just chilling outside of my window. I found a dead one on the desk in my bedroom. FML

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By The_HML - 24/03/2009 02:48 - United States

Today, I was swimming in the ocean, not too far off shore. I had asked my mom to come in, but she was afraid of the water because fish had nipped at her toes or something back in the day. I told her there was nothing to fear. I ended up getting stung in the balls by a Jelly fish. FML

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By someone euthanize me - 16/01/2016 08:17

Today, I tested out my new paintball gun by firing a few rounds into some thick bushes. Nothing could've prepared me for the angry swarm of hornets whose nest I'd apparently shot. I'm in so much pain. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2012 20:08 - United States - Hobart

Today, while mowing the lawn, I was attacked by an underground hornet nest. I now have many stings, two scared dogs, and a mower still running outside. The hornets are swarming it and some are sitting on the lever, as if to turn it off. It's like they know. FML

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By Tyler - 03/08/2009 18:48 - United States

Today, I got a lovely little surprise after I got out of the shower. That lovely little surprise? I got stung in the scrotum by a hornet that had decided to nestle itself inside the towel I was drying off with. FML

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Kinda abusive, you know?

By Anonymous - 17/04/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I have spheksophobia, a fear of wasps and hornets. Instead of being supportive, my parents have decided that threatening to beat the dog shit out of me whenever I react to a wasp in the house is the best way to "cure" me. They also won't spray against wasps because dad claims it irritates his allergies. FML

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Monday 25 July 2011 12:00

I think I would have done the same if I had a pool close to me! So good to know! ;)

MtnDew32 0

Monday 25 July 2011 12:11

godamn spawn campers

Comments

unknown4444 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 7:01

To survive an attack like that, run as far away as you can! Since they are territorial, they will only fly away till a certain distance. (this is true btw).

Laoutlaw 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 7:19

I would have shot up and splashed them all, stunning them. Therefore being able to make my great escape!

xxJessiesGirlxx 6

Tuesday 26 July 2011 8:57

hornets = ninja wasps

jalapeno64 10

Tuesday 26 July 2011 10:52

You should have run away as far as you could. They would have stopped chasing you at about 100 feet

Booda13 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 15:51

I will remember that

Tylerdre 6

Tuesday 26 July 2011 16:47

kill em kill em with FIRE!!!!!

Lucky10 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 17:17

Someone called for me?

EZ2XLR8 7

Tuesday 26 July 2011 21:02

How did you not know that? I knew that a LONG time ago... before my teen years and I'm 35. YDI. I understand that you panicked but... you'd think that wouldn't be a first thought.