Today, I learned that I have carpal tunnel syndrome. I got it from playing too much World of Warcraft. I got a disease in real life by living in a virtual world. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Today, I had to buy a wrist splint for my carpal tunnel syndrome. Not because I'm a computer programmer or some hot shot web designer but because I spend ALL of my time playing Solitaire on my laptop. FML
Tunnel vision
Today, after years of being an avid knitter and typing for a living, I got carpal tunnel syndrome… from my wrists flopping around too much while I'm driving. I live half an hour away from the nearest city. FML
Getting on
Today, I realized that every time I play video games, my wrist and elbows always end up hurting so badly from holding my controller/handheld games. I always have to apply bengay and wear braces. Arthritis is creeping up on me harshly, and I’m still young so this sucks. FML
Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML
Today, I had to buy a wrist brace for a repetitive strain injury. I got the injury because I was knitting too much. I'm 22. FML
Guildy pleasure
Today, my social anxiety got so bad that I nearly had a panic attack when too many people joined my World of Warcraft party. FML
Today, I found out that the lump in my wrist that keeps getting inflamed and sore is caused by sketching and using my laptop too much. Good thing I'm in my fourth year of studying to become a designer. FML
Stiff Little Fingers
Today, I found out that the stiffness I've been feeling in my hand is arthritis and that it's only going to get worse. Not only do I type for my job, I'm also 22. FML
Today, I woke up in the hospital. I had apparently overworked my heart so much that I fainted. What caused it? I was playing a racing game on my Wii and freaked out when I won first place. FML
Warts and all
Today, I woke up from surgery to find that the chronic warts on my right hand hadn't been removed. The doctor informed me that they'd grown into my radial nerve, so impossible to remove without permanent paralysis. My immune system sucks, so this is just in my hand forever. FML
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ohhboyy 0
you can't say "**** my life" if you don't HAVE a life
AngelRaven89 0
Remember to take all things in moderation, including World of Warcraft :)
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gowzer90 0
wow is crap. if u had played a better game i could have been sympathetic but wow FYL. u need to buy new game or get a life maybe? i suggest u get left 4 dead EPIC game btw online.
Renni 0
#267. LOL **** it dude (OP), if carpel tunnel is the worst illnesss you have think yourself lucky. What about 'ephoenix'... it could be worse. To all you people saying if you play WoW you have no life, i work a full time job, hang with friends every weekend (beach, parties etc) and have time for plenty of WoW (phat lewts). For The Alliance.
Zomvik1511 0
Idem. I kayak, I party, I work 40 hours and study 30 hours a week. And I still have time to play, pass out get high, take a nap and walk the dogs. I agree with #317 except for the Alliance part. For the Horde! LQQMPP
CassandraBear93 0
YDI geek, get a life
Kebbles8891 0
i agree with #12. YDI YDI
allthingshardcor 0
well it's a good thing that i'm a priest. Abolish Disease ftw!!!
yumpinyiminy 0
Not only did you **** up your wrists for some tedious leveling-up game, you paid a monthly fee for it. Well done, sir!
kaisar0 0
Oh no you didn't.
GMeister13 0
YDI for playing world of queerkraft douchbag
iplayrugby18 11
Carpal Tunnel SYNDROME is not a DISEASE
Than_fml 0
ppl of all ages play, it's not just kids.