Today, I learned just how much change a toddler can stuff in to a Nintendo Wii. I also learned that those things are put together with special screws. FML
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Today, halfway through assembling a toy kitchen for a birthday, I realized the instructions made no sense and half the screws looked identical. I still somehow finished it and felt triumphant until the kid opened the oven door, the whole thing tipped sideways, and I had to spend the rest of the party holding it together with one hand. FML
Today, I found out how hard a lemon is to the nuts when being hurled by an angry girlfriend for losing at Wii Sports. FML
Today, I bought a brand new Wii U. My cat must have thought the wires looked tasty because he chewed through each of them, which will now cost me another $100. FML
Today, I tried to play with my Wii using the TV remote. FML
Today, my four year old got mad that he couldn't find his favorite character on the Wii. So, he decided to smash the Wii remote into my $700 LCD TV, shattering the screen. That was the only TV in the house, and the $80 service plan I bought doesn't cover accidental damage. FML
Today, while babysitting I decided to play with a children's puzzle to pass the time. Fifteen minutes in I gave up. The kid then came over and put it together in less than five. There were only ten pieces. FML
Today, I had my son do some chores around the house. I was fairly proud of him for doing it himself, until he told me he accidentally washed his Nintendo in his sheets, and now it doesn’t work. I can’t afford a new one and he now refuses to do chores because, “I did and look what happened!” FML
Today, I stayed up until 2 a.m. building my daughter's birthday present because I wanted everything to be perfect when she woke up. She opened the little oven door on the toy kitchen, and the whole thing collapsed onto the floor. I found an unopened bag of screws sitting on the table. FML
Today, I gave my 7-year-old a snowglobe. I had spent the last week deconstructing it, putting an action figure of his favorite cartoon character inside, and then putting it back together. Later, I find it smashed into pieces because he wanted to "play with the toy it came with." FML
Today, I finally got a Wii Fit to try and lose some weight. I came home and set it all up, only to be told that I weigh too much to actually use it. FML
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Top comments
Sargasm 4
Soooo... how MUCH change can a toddler stuff into a Wii?!
pattheaninal 9
In Soviet Russia, Wii screws you!
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Comments (93)
doorbellgirl 0
******
mps1969 8
I agree give that kid a beating for Christmas it's what my will get .
artfreak21 0
YDI for letting your TODDLER have access to coins. If he chokes on one of those, CPS will be all up in your house.
lolfmlfail 0
smacks will teach u right and wrong
analltimelow 0
i think op should awnser #17s question: how much change can a toddler fit in a wii?
rlet 1
I hope you learned to not let your coins around the house whe a toddler can get them be thankful he put them on the game and not on his mouth also keep the wii where he can't reach
Elpieo 0
lol, the three pronged screw thing, yeah a simaler thing happened to my form teacher, one of his kids put $2 in there and he got up that screw but then had to see the wood/metal teacher to try and get the right screw driver, though it was the last day so I got no idea how it ended.
somefacts 0
Easy fix and remember based on construction location, they will also be metric.
nerd2max 0
Send it to Nintendo, this happened to my bro and they fixed it for free
sammyRachelle 0
Why was your Wii in reach of your toddler? Or change? Electric cords, choking hazards... Its called child proofing
caitlinmc14 1
How is a Wii a choking hazard? What is he gonna do, swallow it?