Today, I learned if you type my full name in Google Images, the 3rd thing that comes up is a naked woman in ropes. Someone on Pornhub thought it was smart to comment that the girl looks just like me. She does. Now my parents think I'm a porn star, and most people at school stopped talking to me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, someone photoshopped my head onto some nude girl's body and spread it around at school. It was shockingly convincing. Now everyone's calling me a slut, and the worst part is I have no idea which photo the person used or where they got it from, so I can't prove it's a fake. FML
Today, I found out that Google+ has been automatically uploading my cell phone pictures as I take them. My friends have now seen pictures of me, my penis, and other things too horrifying to talk about. FML
Today, I Googled myself. I found my mugshot and a blog my mom had written about how much of a problem child I am. FML
Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a screenshot from a porno on my Facebook, because the girl in it looked freakishly similar to me. My dad commented, asking for a link to the video. FML
Today, I was rejected from my dream job because my interviewer googled me and one of the images that comes up is a pic of me sunbathing nude in my own private garden. That pic isn’t one I took, it isn’t on my Facebook or anything, I have no f**king idea where it came from or who photographed me. FML
Today, I was trying to teach my Aunt and Gran to use Google drive to share and upload pictures, when I scrolled past an image of my… yep. I didn't have a mirror when the pic was taken and I was concerned about a sore. Now they just think I'm a whore. FML
Today, my boyfriend showed his mother photos of me. He told her that he thinks I'm pretty. She said that I look like a celebrity from her country (Korea). Flattered, I online searched this celebrity, and turns out she is a local porn star who's undergone multiple cosmetic surgeries. FML
Today, my 10-year-old son's friend googled his name and found breastfeeding pictures that I had put on a personal website when he was 2 days old. Now he gets laughed at, and his friends all saw pictures of my breasts. FML
Today, I realised just how much my favourite pornstar looks like my sister. FML
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phantumgrey 6
And you name just for reference is?.......
superman21_fml 19
What school do you go to that nobody would want to talk to a **** star?
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Comments (67)
icepick23 12
You sound hot...
erickmj12 2
So... According to this fml, your parents and most kids at your school go to Pornhub, watch bdsm videos, and read the comments? Otherwise how would they have found out due to a comment on there? No matter what this is still a fyl, but just saying
lil_ham1644 29
She found it on google. Someone from pornhub commented on it
caligirllife 11
So your family and people at school just googled your whole name? Either that or you showed them what you found? Who does that?
zkiryuu11 3
You just gave me a great idea thanks sucks that it happened to you though
Ayanpatel95 7
So wht is ur name?! Lmao jk jk I think U should just change schools
cetlawizard 15
Does OP go to a private religious school by chance? I could see that as the reason why people stopped talking to them...otherwise, they're all just too stuck up & not worth OP being friends with anyways.
iamthunder 4
You should totally recreate the scene of the **** star who looks like you then share both pics so we can be the judge if you do or not . . .
Rainbow_Crash 11
See, this is why I'm glad I'm chubby, short and unattractive! No one mistakes ME for any pornstars!
sulitak 27
yeah... look up BBW ****... it ranges from "you call that big?" to "OMG" and not all women in **** are attractive
Protagonist_ 9
Think of how Sarah Jessica Parker must feel when googles her name and just gets pictures of horses.
pandababyyy43568 7
all mine shows up is pictures of me , lucky no one has my name (: