Today, I woke up to my friend stroking my face with the bottom of his foot and whispering, "Shh, you're okay." FML
zkiryuu11
Mr Schenectady, USA 33 years-old Single
Anonymous
Kapolei, United States
magomag
Fair Lawn, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I learned if you type my full name in Google Images, the 3rd thing that comes up is a naked woman in ropes. Someone on Pornhub thought it was smart to comment that the girl looks just like me. She does. Now my parents think I'm a porn star, and most people at school stopped talking to me. FML