Today, I learned if you type my full name in Google Images, the 3rd thing that comes up is a naked woman in ropes. Someone on Pornhub thought it was smart to comment that the girl looks just like me. She does. Now my parents think I'm a porn star, and most people at school stopped talking to me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, someone photoshopped my head onto some nude girl's body and spread it around at school. It was shockingly convincing. Now everyone's calling me a slut, and the worst part is I have no idea which photo the person used or where they got it from, so I can't prove it's a fake. FML
Today, I found out that Google+ has been automatically uploading my cell phone pictures as I take them. My friends have now seen pictures of me, my penis, and other things too horrifying to talk about. FML
Today, I Googled myself. I found my mugshot and a blog my mom had written about how much of a problem child I am. FML
Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a screenshot from a porno on my Facebook, because the girl in it looked freakishly similar to me. My dad commented, asking for a link to the video. FML
Today, I was rejected from my dream job because my interviewer googled me and one of the images that comes up is a pic of me sunbathing nude in my own private garden. That pic isn’t one I took, it isn’t on my Facebook or anything, I have no f**king idea where it came from or who photographed me. FML
Today, I was trying to teach my Aunt and Gran to use Google drive to share and upload pictures, when I scrolled past an image of my… yep. I didn't have a mirror when the pic was taken and I was concerned about a sore. Now they just think I'm a whore. FML
Today, my boyfriend showed his mother photos of me. He told her that he thinks I'm pretty. She said that I look like a celebrity from her country (Korea). Flattered, I online searched this celebrity, and turns out she is a local porn star who's undergone multiple cosmetic surgeries. FML
Today, my 10-year-old son's friend googled his name and found breastfeeding pictures that I had put on a personal website when he was 2 days old. Now he gets laughed at, and his friends all saw pictures of my breasts. FML
Today, I realised just how much my favourite pornstar looks like my sister. FML
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phantumgrey 6
And you name just for reference is?.......
superman21_fml 19
What school do you go to that nobody would want to talk to a **** star?
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Comments (67)
LeeCards 8
Looks like a duck. Sounds like a duck. Probably a **** star.
xxlizsandraxx 7
dont lie you and your friends were watching **** and that one girl that hangs out with you that doesnt like you showed and told everyone that was you
football98_fml 20
wats ur name??
tooney_fml 8
A girl at my job looks like Alyssa Hall. I want to sleep with her just for that reason.
aeromachine 7
You can pay a company to restructure the Google results that are returned when your name is entered.
alycion 39
I've had a **** double before. It's not fun. Best you can so is crack jokes about it so people get the hint that it isn't you. If you truly get upset over it to the point others can see it, it only seems to fuel the fire.
RedPillSucks 33
Sigh.. It's a dog-****-dog world out there.
mld4657 28
You should have fun with it but as long as you know the truth that's all that matters
still_guns 16
Obviously everyone is too dense to realise that you aren't.
seiww 2
This sounds false to me, who in their right mind would publish a friend's or their own name in an adult website and why would anyone search for you, or even know who the girl is? Your parents watch pornography, then? Or someone told them?
firefly319 7
Do you frequent Pornhub? Do they know what you look like for any particular reason? There has to be a step missing here...