Today, I learned if you type my full name in Google Images, the 3rd thing that comes up is a naked woman in ropes. Someone on Pornhub thought it was smart to comment that the girl looks just like me. She does. Now my parents think I'm a porn star, and most people at school stopped talking to me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, someone photoshopped my head onto some nude girl's body and spread it around at school. It was shockingly convincing. Now everyone's calling me a slut, and the worst part is I have no idea which photo the person used or where they got it from, so I can't prove it's a fake. FML
Today, I found out that Google+ has been automatically uploading my cell phone pictures as I take them. My friends have now seen pictures of me, my penis, and other things too horrifying to talk about. FML
Today, I Googled myself. I found my mugshot and a blog my mom had written about how much of a problem child I am. FML
Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a screenshot from a porno on my Facebook, because the girl in it looked freakishly similar to me. My dad commented, asking for a link to the video. FML
Today, I was rejected from my dream job because my interviewer googled me and one of the images that comes up is a pic of me sunbathing nude in my own private garden. That pic isn’t one I took, it isn’t on my Facebook or anything, I have no f**king idea where it came from or who photographed me. FML
Today, I was trying to teach my Aunt and Gran to use Google drive to share and upload pictures, when I scrolled past an image of my… yep. I didn't have a mirror when the pic was taken and I was concerned about a sore. Now they just think I'm a whore. FML
Today, my boyfriend showed his mother photos of me. He told her that he thinks I'm pretty. She said that I look like a celebrity from her country (Korea). Flattered, I online searched this celebrity, and turns out she is a local porn star who's undergone multiple cosmetic surgeries. FML
Today, my 10-year-old son's friend googled his name and found breastfeeding pictures that I had put on a personal website when he was 2 days old. Now he gets laughed at, and his friends all saw pictures of my breasts. FML
Today, I realised just how much my favourite pornstar looks like my sister. FML
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phantumgrey 6
And you name just for reference is?.......
superman21_fml 19
What school do you go to that nobody would want to talk to a **** star?
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challan 19
Were you fooled by the backroom casting couch guy, and just don't want to admit it? We understand OP, I mean, you can make $1000 to $5000 per day! Oh, tisk tisk OP! Its never really an "interview video".
perdix 31
#11, if we are seeing these "interview videos," it seems that the "talent" is getting what they want (except the $1,000-$5,000 paycheck), especially the exposure ;) Now, it's the ones where the camera is a Kleenex box covered with black construction paper where the girls are getting screwed in every sense of the word.
Hawaii84 16
Maybe try to contact technical support on the site and get the comment remove so it doesn't show up anymore. People shouldn't make a judgement on you because a comment was made. Damn, they're the ones going to the **** site to look.
ozpunker 20
link?
perdix 31
Aw, I'll be your friend. Heh-heh-heh ;)
perdix 31
Why are some people thumbing this down? Have you no feelings? This poor girl is being abandoned by her so-called friends and I am volunteering to step up and fill the void. What's not to love?
cosmosis 12
Youre a top bloke Perdix!
perdix 31
#32, thank you for recognizing the nobility of my selfless, altruistic gesture. You must also be a fine individual. :D
RedPillSucks 33
erm... "fill the void"??? Holy double entendres
Bcfrmkc816 17
I agree I to am willing to step in and fill her void
lukeyhoward79236 17
Why is everyone asking for the link? You can clearly tell that the OP clearly isn't happy with this situation at all. There's no need to be so insensitive to her feelings. I don't see how so many guys can be so immature over a photo?
perdix 31
Because I would look at the **** video and her photos, and if I determine that she is not the girl in the video, I would call an assembly at her school to give a multimedia presentation proving she is not that pornstar. That would fix things right up!
ozpunker 20
Because it's a joke dumbass.
Soloman212 28
Perdix, for, uh, reference, could you PM me the potential time/dates for the presentation? I'm sure watching would help me with public speaking.
GoodLookingGeese 10
It's because of the because.
ilovedinosawers 17
Clearly.
perdix 31
The solution is simple: Show your dad the sex video and he'll clearly see it is not you, and, while you are at it, he can give you the "sex talk." Win-win!
ozpunker 20
I see what you did there.
ohgeejosee 19
What you did there.... I see it...
interesting33 37
there must be other videos of her or she has a website or something? could you find something that shows it isn't you? Like a birthmark or something? or even write to the company? that sucks!
Timmy_Boy 17
Probs not great videos if nobody is talking to you
sugarshane007 20
Steer into the curve and walk around with rope and wearing nothing but leather. That'll show 'em.
pastispast 7
The Girl Next Door