Intimacy: Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school....

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By Ben-Ben - 06/11/2008 09:43 - France

Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML

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kelli09 0

Friday 6 February 2009 17:19

What an asshole, who cares if she is popular or not.

csigabajnok 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 15:03

What a whiner! Are you being with her because she is popular or because you like her? Man, you're a dork...

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Savannah_97 0

Monday 26 July 2010 6:08

You dick! *southpark moment* but serouly wth >_>'

thedutchess8 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 21:32

so what? does she have green teeth or something??? i'm sure you didnt complain during....so what???

hockey_66 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 9:06

says the loser

iLuvCupcakesxoxo 0

Monday 9 August 2010 3:41

FHL..u butthole. i feel bad for her.. YDI

erikjh1234 0

Monday 9 August 2010 9:44

147...OP said unpopular...doesn't mean she was fat...what a retard...lol

Flypig777 0

Friday 3 September 2010 3:43

Well you're a shallow douchebag...

Hozay 0

Friday 24 September 2010 10:47

well it really doesn't matter cuz it sounds ****** stupid anyway

Griggy 0

Monday 11 October 2010 13:02

You only care about how she'll make you look? It's shallow people like you who turn the world to shit...

iVereor 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 10:04

A.S.S.H.O.L.E

iVereor 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 10:06

Douchebag you gay ****. I hate people like you, hope you die soon. one less asshole in this world.

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