Today, I invited my long-lost best friend over, because I haven't seen her much since she got a new boyfriend. 20 minutes into hanging out, he showed up at my door. He still hasn't left, and they're having sex on my couch right now. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my friend invited me, his girlfriend, and the girl I like over to his house to hang out. We hoped it would get me closer to my crush. The day ended with them having a threesome and me locked out. FML
Today, my ex, who I still live with, invited he’s best friend (a drama starter) and his new love interest over for dinner while I was at work. Now I’m outside, waiting for them both to leave. FML
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, I was in the middle of having sex with my boyfriend, and my drunk best friend knocked on our door. We screamed 'go away' and she still opened the door. She then saw us, and asked if she can join. FML
Today, I came home early from work. My boyfriend and I live together. I open the door and I found my best friend watching TV on the couch, wearing lingerie. The room smelled like sex. She acted irrational and defensive, and had the audacity to ask what I was doing here. Bitch, I live here. FML
Today, my best friend and I were supposed to meet up at an outdoor beer garden. We’ve both had a hard time with quarantine, so it was a great escape. Instead, she kept me waiting for nearly two hours before I finally left. Her excuse? Her boyfriend, who she sees every day, really wanted to have sex. FML
Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML
Today, a girl I knew in high school who now lives out of state came to town to visit and stay over. We've been talking albeit romantically for the past few months. Not thirty minutes after we arrived at my place from the airport, her ex-boyfriend came by and she hopped in his car. I haven't heard from her since. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
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lilhellian 27
Did you hear the frogs in the wall?
dectivebobby 6
Wow, I don't understand how people can be such rude idiots
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Comments (151)
Jacksparrow72 21
Maybe she is a pacifist.
Thr33to16 8
YDI. You can take the time to bitch on the internet, but not the time to say, "Leave now,"?
jamnglamgirlie 17
How could you let that happen? I don't care how horny you are, don't start ******* in my presence or in my house. Throw water on them or play loud heavy metal.
AnimeBitch 14
Record it.
iTag_Skorn 4
I don't know why you didn't kick them out. I would have thrown them out with my lucky Louisville slugger. Js.
cpt0bvious 2
YDI. Have some self respect and dignity. You let that shit happen in your house.
a_frogg 9
Sorry OP, that's just downright disgusting. Just tell them to leave.
mintstashinurtea 5
grow some balls and tell them to **** on thr own time..elsewhere !
jdime209 2
If you had a BB gun, shoot them. And tell them to buy you a new couch. People sit and sleep on them, not to make love lol
outoftown 27
"20 minutes into hanging out, he showed up at my door." This guy is trouble. You haven't seen her because he has her on a very short leash. He's separating her from her friends, and showed up uninvited when she sees you. He's taking over her life, and now your couch. If you friend tries to get away from him, it's unfortuante he knows where you live and how pliant you are. I hope I'm wrong, but be careful if not; your friend will need help getting out.