Today, I invited my long-lost best friend over, because I haven't seen her much since she got a new boyfriend. 20 minutes into hanging out, he showed up at my door. He still hasn't left, and they're having sex on my couch right now. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my friend invited me, his girlfriend, and the girl I like over to his house to hang out. We hoped it would get me closer to my crush. The day ended with them having a threesome and me locked out. FML
Today, my ex, who I still live with, invited he’s best friend (a drama starter) and his new love interest over for dinner while I was at work. Now I’m outside, waiting for them both to leave. FML
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, I was in the middle of having sex with my boyfriend, and my drunk best friend knocked on our door. We screamed 'go away' and she still opened the door. She then saw us, and asked if she can join. FML
Today, I came home early from work. My boyfriend and I live together. I open the door and I found my best friend watching TV on the couch, wearing lingerie. The room smelled like sex. She acted irrational and defensive, and had the audacity to ask what I was doing here. Bitch, I live here. FML
Today, my best friend and I were supposed to meet up at an outdoor beer garden. We’ve both had a hard time with quarantine, so it was a great escape. Instead, she kept me waiting for nearly two hours before I finally left. Her excuse? Her boyfriend, who she sees every day, really wanted to have sex. FML
Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML
Today, a girl I knew in high school who now lives out of state came to town to visit and stay over. We've been talking albeit romantically for the past few months. Not thirty minutes after we arrived at my place from the airport, her ex-boyfriend came by and she hopped in his car. I haven't heard from her since. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
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lilhellian 27
Did you hear the frogs in the wall?
dectivebobby 6
Wow, I don't understand how people can be such rude idiots
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Comments (151)
Ryodin 11
No sex on the couch has always been a rule of mine -_-' Sit down with them and ask to participate next time, nothing will keep her pants on better than making her think you want in them.
5t3ff1k4h 47
No, don't wait for next time. Just drop trow right there and either join in uninvited or start jackin' it.
monkurt 5
Don't you mean ex-long lost best friend? Send them the re-upholstery bill.
imagineapc 11
Grow some balls, kick both of their asses out, and find a new best friend.
ElectricJournal 4
Wow. That's incredibly rude.
alfred07 18
Have you asked them to leave?
TheChelseaSays 34
Well you could tell them to stop...
Pixie_styx89 15
I'd tell them to get the hell out. That's just plain rude.
Objections 5
Did you really just let 2 people waltz in and **** each other on your couch? Too late to kick them out by now, but don't let either of them back in without an honest apology.
Eivana 37
I felt bad for you, until you allowed them to have sex on your couch. You can say no and tell your best friend how you feel. Don't be a pushover like that, what she is doing is very rude.
longtimesunshine 4
and you're FMLing!! grow a pair girl tell them to get the **** out