Today, I invited my long-lost best friend over, because I haven't seen her much since she got a new boyfriend. 20 minutes into hanging out, he showed up at my door. He still hasn't left, and they're having sex on my couch right now. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend invited me, his girlfriend, and the girl I like over to his house to hang out. We hoped it would get me closer to my crush. The day ended with them having a threesome and me locked out. FML
Today, my ex, who I still live with, invited he’s best friend (a drama starter) and his new love interest over for dinner while I was at work. Now I’m outside, waiting for them both to leave. FML
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, I was in the middle of having sex with my boyfriend, and my drunk best friend knocked on our door. We screamed 'go away' and she still opened the door. She then saw us, and asked if she can join. FML
Today, I came home early from work. My boyfriend and I live together. I open the door and I found my best friend watching TV on the couch, wearing lingerie. The room smelled like sex. She acted irrational and defensive, and had the audacity to ask what I was doing here. Bitch, I live here. FML
Today, my best friend and I were supposed to meet up at an outdoor beer garden. We’ve both had a hard time with quarantine, so it was a great escape. Instead, she kept me waiting for nearly two hours before I finally left. Her excuse? Her boyfriend, who she sees every day, really wanted to have sex. FML
Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML
Today, a girl I knew in high school who now lives out of state came to town to visit and stay over. We've been talking albeit romantically for the past few months. Not thirty minutes after we arrived at my place from the airport, her ex-boyfriend came by and she hopped in his car. I haven't heard from her since. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
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lilhellian 27
Did you hear the frogs in the wall?
dectivebobby 6
Wow, I don't understand how people can be such rude idiots
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Comments (151)
doodlecloud 27
It sucks that you seem to have lost a best friend but why are you allowing them to do it on your couch?! Gross!
pcgeek92 5
OP's parrot in now making sex sounds.
GhostChickens 17
You should plank on them. Nothing kills the mood like planking. Actually, just throw them out of your house and, if they don't leave, threaten to call the coppers. They're so disrespectful and rude.
perdix 31
#32, do a Harlem Shake video with them. It's more trendy and they are already doing the pelvic thrusting part. You can do the "dance around like an idiot" part that ends it. If you really want to get rid of them, present them with the Cinnamon Challenge.
GhostChickens 17
I sense some 18+ video virals coming our way.
interesting33 37
Can't the Cinnamon Challenge kill you?
perdix 31
#38, it could, or it could make you stronger. I've heard if you inhale the cinnamon into your lungs, it could **** you up and send you to the hospital, but I don't think you'll die. #34, the video could go viral in several senses of the word.;)
fionasupercool 11
on the bright side, new couch! .....you are getting a new couch right?
XoAlexxxoX 5
You're an idiot for not telling them to leave. Looks like someone lost something more than a best friend a while ago: COMMON SENSE.
lazy_girl 12
wow... some "friend" she is :( makes me wonder if maybe she's purposefully sabotaging your friendship so you'll dump her. or maybe she really is just that inconsiderate and stupid... kick that bitch's ass to the curb!
tishtashbat 16
YDI for ALLOWING them to have sex on your couch. Don't they have their own houses? That's incredibly unnecessary, awkward and rude, when she agreed to hang out with you. Kick them out and tell her if she wants to remain friends she better make an effort.
Metallica36176 16
Easy. Walk in. Tell them to get the **** out. That's disrespectful. Period.
Kelishas 9
Two things: I think your friend should stay lost - look at how disrespectful she is being to you and your house! And number two why didn't you kick them out? It's your house, your couch (ew!). Tell them to leave.
caitiebug1119 15
I have to wonder, how did it get to that point? It could've been stopped when the friend asked to invite him, if she did ask. It could've been stopped when he showed up. Could have been stopped during the foreplay. Should have definitely been stopped when you saw the clothes coming off.