Today, I inadvertently gave passers by the middle finger as I tried to stop my glasses from sliding off my face. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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How does that happen?
Today, I accidentally super-glued my hand to my face while trying to fix a broken pair of glasses. I yanked it off in a panic, taking a patch of my face along with it. FML
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Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML
Today, I was using the restroom at work when my glasses slipped off my face and landed right in the toilet. FML
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Today, I felt something hit my eye as I was riding on my bike. My glasses ended up falling off. I looked for them for ten minutes before giving up. I ran over them. FML
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Fight! Fight!
Today, I accidentally slapped myself in the face with my belt when I pulled it from my belt loops too quickly. FML
Multitasking
Today, I managed to multitask too much at work. I turned around, adjusted my glasses, swept hair out of my face, and blinked. In the process, I walked into my manager, causing me to simultaneously punch myself in the mouth. FML
Tricked
Today, I did the "suck your finger" trick in the car to prevent my lipstick from getting on my teeth and halfway locked eyes with a random dude outside. FML
Charming
Today, I was walking across a pedestrian crossing and waved at the driver of the car who'd stopped, just to say thank you. She stuck her middle finger up at me. FML
Today, I got into the shower with my glasses on by mistake. I spent 5 minutes convinced that the fog in my vision was me going blind. FML
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chirstinap325 23
That was you?! Oh, I was ready to kick your ass, ma'am. Appreciating these anger management classes about now.
saffy66 34
I do it all the time without thinking, when my sunglasses are loose. Nobody ever seems to notice or care. I wouldn't beat myself up over it if I was OP.
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HeyImAmy 20
<p>OP here. I'm not someone who swears or constantly uses my middle finger on purpose. I was walking to my local mall, one day, and my sunglasses were falling off my face so, without thinking, I used my middle finger to push them back up onto my face and it stuck. Whenever I used my middle finger for something without thinking, it doesn't bother me but I always wonder if someone saw it and thought I was flipping them off. </p>
caliguy08 17
And??????
Dark_Cecilia 20
It seems like people do this a lot, me included. I just laugh it off lol
HeyImAmy 20
<p>OP here. First of all, I finally got an FML published on the site. Second, I don't swear or use my middle finger on purpose. I was walking to my local mall, once, and my sunglasses were falling off my face. For some reason I used my middle finger to fix them and it stuck. I now randomly use my middle finger to fix my glasses or sunglasses from falling off my face without thinking. Also, I never beat myself up over this or anything like that. I usually have a moment of "I hope no one thought I
jcash52426 5
It take less then a second to push up your glasses with a finger how many people could you have flipped up. Also anyone watching you would have seen you using your middle finger to push up your glasses so unless someone is looking to start a fight over nothing I think your ok.
Spongegirlcs 17
Or you looked like a super cool, super smart anime character. Did you get that perfect lens flare behind you where your glasses lenses looked white? (I'm a dork, yes.)
Spongegirlcs 17
That's impolite too. You are supposed to point to people with an open palm up and gesture with your whole hand towards the person you are referring to. Go look at old period movies when people are introduced to each other.