Transportation: Today, I honked at a man in a Subway parking lot. He rolled down...

By just trying to be nice - 21/06/2013 02:17 - United States - Tucson

Today, I honked at a man in a Subway parking lot. He rolled down his window and screamed insults and slurs at me before driving away. Why did I honk at him? He'd left his lunch on top of his car. FML

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By Max Flynn - 20/05/2011 10:07

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By Myself - 06/09/2010 10:45 - United States

Today, after a few months of my neighbor's friend parking outside his house and honking until he came outside, I happened to be out doing lawn work. I politely screamed, "STOP HONKING YOUR F***ING HORN!" To which they responded by moving in front of MY house and holding down their horn. I hate people. FML

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By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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hotshot0185 15

Friday 21 June 2013 9:25

You tried at least., now free subway for you.

ladylilly25 20

Friday 21 June 2013 9:27

And then he realized why you honked, once he got on the highway, and felt really stupid.

Comments

Cazz91 21

Friday 21 June 2013 12:46

A bit of an over reaction much...

kunlunkid 3

Friday 21 June 2013 13:15

That's less a FYL (unless what he shrieked at you was deeply and personally hurtful) and more a HDI for being a jerk. Either way, OP, you're entitled to laugh and laugh hard once his lunch did a "Jackson Pollack" into the parking lot.

LookAttMyyLifee 12

Friday 21 June 2013 13:42

Guess he wasn't that hungry..

simsgirlgem 25

Friday 21 June 2013 13:59

Might have been better to tell him he forgot his lunch on the roof if he still yelled insults and slurs let him drive off losing said lunch

ShakeDisPlace 10

Friday 21 June 2013 14:28

McDonalds??

disney_blonde 16

Friday 21 June 2013 15:52

She clearly said it was Subway in the FML...

worldclassrager 39

Friday 21 June 2013 15:05

You did the right thing if he just pulls off without it he'll understand why...

newburton13 26

Friday 21 June 2013 15:31

Well when he figures it out, not only will he feel like a jackass, he gets to go hungry.

israelnotjacob 20

Friday 21 June 2013 15:39

lol well at least in this case justice is served. He was being a douche bag and ultimately the joke will be on him when he realizes what happened.

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 21 June 2013 15:43

Next time honk AND point. That will get the thought across more accurately. Make sure not to point with your middle finger.

interesting33 36

Friday 21 June 2013 16:16

to be fair - honking isn't very specific - it was nice of you to do so but I can understand him thinking you were criticising him as that is what thinking seems to be used for mainly.. he over reacted though -- and you did a good thing.