Today, I honked at a man in a Subway parking lot. He rolled down his window and screamed insults and slurs at me before driving away. Why did I honk at him? He'd left his lunch on top of his car. FML
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Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
Today, I was driving when a couple flipped the bird on me before cutting me off, so I flipped them off back. After they'd got away, another driver thought I'd actually been flipping him off and followed me into a parking lot. This guy was huge, and let’s just say he didn’t give me a chance to explain myself. FML
Today, I got screamed and honked at by a driver who felt I was in the way of his turn. I was on foot, and on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I got harassed and screamed at by a middle-aged man for parking in a spot close to the store, because he wanted the same spot so he didn't have to walk so far with his groceries. He took a photo and vowed to report me to the authorities. FML
Today, while driving during rush hour, I was singing so loudly that some jackass in the car next to me felt he should get my attention by throwing a wadded-up McDonald's bag through my open window, hitting me in the face with it, and telling me to shut up. FML
Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
Today, while driving, a minivan cut me off. Pissed, I started honking and cursing. I then went ballistic when the driver waved out the window, smiling. It wasn't until I was at a stoplight that I noticed their "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. FML
Today, after a few months of my neighbor's friend parking outside his house and honking until he came outside, I happened to be out doing lawn work. I politely screamed, "STOP HONKING YOUR F***ING HORN!" To which they responded by moving in front of MY house and holding down their horn. I hate people. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
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hotshot0185 15
You tried at least., now free subway for you.
ladylilly25 20
And then he realized why you honked, once he got on the highway, and felt really stupid.
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Comments (60)
Cazz91 21
A bit of an over reaction much...
kunlunkid 3
That's less a FYL (unless what he shrieked at you was deeply and personally hurtful) and more a HDI for being a jerk. Either way, OP, you're entitled to laugh and laugh hard once his lunch did a "Jackson Pollack" into the parking lot.
LookAttMyyLifee 12
Guess he wasn't that hungry..
simsgirlgem 25
Might have been better to tell him he forgot his lunch on the roof if he still yelled insults and slurs let him drive off losing said lunch
ShakeDisPlace 10
McDonalds??
disney_blonde 16
She clearly said it was Subway in the FML...
worldclassrager 39
You did the right thing if he just pulls off without it he'll understand why...
newburton13 26
Well when he figures it out, not only will he feel like a jackass, he gets to go hungry.
israelnotjacob 20
lol well at least in this case justice is served. He was being a douche bag and ultimately the joke will be on him when he realizes what happened.
RedPillSucks 31
Next time honk AND point. That will get the thought across more accurately. Make sure not to point with your middle finger.
interesting33 36
to be fair - honking isn't very specific - it was nice of you to do so but I can understand him thinking you were criticising him as that is what thinking seems to be used for mainly.. he over reacted though -- and you did a good thing.
interesting33 36
*honking - not thinking :P