Kids: Today, I heard my son say, "I don't want any bacon with my eggs".... - FML

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By failed dad - 25/06/2014 12:30 - Greece - Athens

Today, I heard my son say, "I don't want any bacon with my eggs". Where did I go wrong? FML

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militaryguy95 12

Wednesday 25 June 2014 18:34

No bacon? What's wrong with him

Gunman9998 7

Wednesday 25 June 2014 18:35

Disown him! Who doesn't like BACON?

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tater_tot22 3

Thursday 26 June 2014 5:00

Hopefully it's just a phase!

isquaredkeepingitreal 24

Wednesday 26 July 2017 1:04

For a year in high school I tried being a vegetarian. I'm half Greek, half Italian. First my father's side (Greek side) of the family tried to bribe me to eat meat with money, then they threatened to disown me if I didn't eat the pork souvlaki served for dinner. I went to bed often hungry, and eventually gave it up.

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