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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

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go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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that sounds so hot!

ew, that's nasty I heard my step sister masturbating but not with my tooth brush

lol 853=win

this is by far the funniest thing I've read in my life.... EPIC ******* WIN!!!

sick and fake

Arthur1941 2

**** man , get a new toothbrush......

Roflmao xD!!!

I'd use it...