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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

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go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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confront her

now Megan, don't deny having crazy subway sex with your husband

ishayla123 0

that's grimy

That day is my birthday; it probably stank for you to have your sister masturbating with your toothbrush. It probably would have made me blow a piston had my older sister done that. FYL, OP!

cum on your tooth brush so she gets prego. no onw will know you that father and that shoul teach her

OP is female

lick that toothbrush!!! haha

winnnnnnn!^^^

either a get anew brush or just **** her up or do da same