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Today, I heard my mother say, "I feel bad for any girl that marries him because he's, what's the word? Metrosexual!" To my girlfriend. About me. FML

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UnchainedGaruda 8

Hey guys! OP here to shed light on the situation. Homecoming is this weekend and my girlfriend, mother and I were out getting the final vest and tie to finish off my attire, so I can match my girlfriend's dress. Then my mom said that. She isn't ignorant, a bigot, or anything of the sort. She was joking around and said it proudly. She went on to say that "if you're in the store buying face cream to stay smooth or whatever it is, he's right there with you to look good too" Which has an element of truth in it. I try to look good and keep myself hygienic and it pays off. It's also a bit of curiosity to be honest too! There's so many things for girls!! Anyway, my girlfriend laughed with her, and yes that's probably one of the reasons she's with me. Hope you all enjoyed!

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Thanks mom...

Hey, it means you probably dress nice and take care of yourself, what girl doesn't like that? Your mom sounds ridiculous!

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"You put the man back in manicure!"

GamerPerson 19

What's wrong with a guy with a well kept appearance?

Absolutely nothing! As long as it's not overboard it's actually quite sexy. There is a line though- once you cross it, it just gets weird.

It's okay OP. Metro guys are hot.

This looks like a job for the Scarf of Sexual Preference.

While I selected FYL because that is embarrassing, but some people have parents who say much more rude things to them because they are homosexual. Or abuse them, or stop loving them, etc. Your mom is probably just awkward and old-fashioned. You'll get through it.

CaroAurelia 12

How's being metrosexual a bad thing? I like guys who dress well and take care of themselves.