Today, I heard my mother say, "I feel bad for any girl that marries him because he's, what's the word? Metrosexual!" To my girlfriend. About me. FML
UnchainedGaruda tells us more.
Hey guys! OP here to shed light on the situation. Homecoming is this weekend and my girlfriend, mother and I were out getting the final vest and tie to finish off my attire, so I can match my girlfriend's dress. Then my mom said that. She isn't ignorant, a bigot, or anything of the sort. She was joking around and said it proudly. She went on to say that "if you're in the store buying face cream to stay smooth or whatever it is, he's right there with you to look good too" Which has an element of truth in it. I try to look good and keep myself hygienic and it pays off. It's also a bit of curiosity to be honest too! There's so many things for girls!! Anyway, my girlfriend laughed with her, and yes that's probably one of the reasons she's with me. Hope you all enjoyed!
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Joshery 14
Thanks mom...
RainEliseWolf 16
Hey, it means you probably dress nice and take care of yourself, what girl doesn't like that? Your mom sounds ridiculous!
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smithv171 17
As long as your girlfriend loves you, forget what she has to say! There's nothing wrong with that. Head up, OP!
LiveLifeAllDay 11
Being metrosexual really isn't that bad it just means you keep yourself together and you like to look nice . What wrong with that?
MrConcise 35
I bet OP is the brother of the girl whose dad also thinks women shouldn't go to university. OPs' parents have crazy sexiest opinions. Men have to be bread-winning slobs so the women can stay home and take care of them.
FluffyPandas156 13
ignore what people say about your relationship. what matters is that you two are together
DesiBoyz 14
Whats metrosexual ?
brand125 17
google it?
UC_jrmnts 15
Here you go... a young, urban, heterosexual male with liberal political views, an interest in fashion, and a refined sense of taste.
sk8rdud3 24
It's where you're attracted to city buses
False_Stupidity 42
I like your definition better #44.. Win!
shanebob 15
I'm sorry 23, and the rest of you, but what in the **** does the word "sexual" have to do with anything in there? I feel like nothing listed there has anything to do with any gender, and yet it seems to be treated as such. I feel like too much stuff gets made up these days....
skitzymew 19
#49, that went way over your head, didn't it?
CatchMe25 16
#49 the term metrosexual was created to categorize the heterosexual (oh there's that word sexual again!) male who precisely grooms himself, dresses fashionably, and enjoys the finer things in life to separate them from the homosexual (geez that darn word sexual just keeps popping up) males and females who until that point were socially considered the only ones who took pride and care in their appearance. Hope that helped clear things up! Sexual.
HannibalL3cter 5
What does metrosexual mean?
Soloman212 28
You're attracted to city buses.
horneyhic 15
Or subways
0ss 12
The better question here is: What is Google?
CatchMe25 16
You two would be amazing at jeopardy! Omg we should play sometime!! What is play date? :) haha
Enslaved 38
I first took my BF with me to the spa and now he's hooked on pedis and hot rock massages! Won't do the chest waxing again (too painful) but does trim ALL his body hairs down to the lowest level on the beard trimmer/or shaves. Colour coordinate all his outfits from his shoes to his watches! Nothing wrong with caring about your appearance. I'm sure OP's girlfriend will take what the mom said with a grain of salt. And maybe the mom will never understand that it's not uncommon anymore.
isabellasimone 18
Obviously his girlfriend likes him for who he is...moms are ridiculous sometimes!
krones 6
I feel you. My dad makes fun of me all the time.
worldclassrager 41
That's just beyond rude...like not even comprehensible how awful that is...
scottyboy417 19
That's harsh but don't sweat it there is nothing wrong with that.