Today, I have a heart condition that causes migraines and fainting, so I take salt tablets to stop the fainting. The migraines can lead to a stroke, so I have medication for them. The medication has a side effect: fainting. And to avoid migraines, I should avoid salt. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, if my blood pressure rises too high I get migraines that cripple me for days, even with medication. I can’t let myself get stressed, I can’t exercise, I can’t stand up too fast if I’ve been sitting or lying down, I definitely can’t have sex, and I also can’t drink coffee. Someone shoot me. FML
Today, I woke up with a migrane, so I took one of my prescription migrane pills to get me through my day. The pill made me dizzy and nauseous, so I took a motion-sickness pill. That pill gave me a migrane. FML
Today, I was put on a medication for severe migraines. One of the side effects is difficulty concentrating and word recall. I was writing a paper and sat there trying to remember how to spell "isn't." This medication better work. FML
Today, and for the past month, I've been feeling lightheaded from a breathing problem. I've now been prescribed a medication to help with my anxiety and my breathing issue, which would in turn help stop me from getting so lightheaded. The side effect of said medication: lightheadedness. FML
Today, I was prescribed medication to treat the headaches, caused by the medication to treat the lethargy, caused by the medication to treat my crippling nerve pain, without which I'd be stuck in a wheelchair. FML
Today, I started taking my anxiety meds. Without them I can't function because I'm constantly fighting off panic attacks, but with them I can't function because I get crippling headaches and heartburn and feel tired all the time. FML
Today, I learned that pregnancy makes me more prone to migraines, but the only pain killer I can take makes me vomit. So I have to choose between being in pain and vomiting for hours on end. FML
Today, after years of high blood pressure and 3 meds for it, a doctor informed me my blood pressure is going too low, and I'm passing out. I've been told to stop the meds. This followed an increase in my meds because it's killing my kidneys. So my choices are kidney failure, or passing out. FML
Today, I'm nearly done with my cortisol treatment for a persistent multi-day migraine. Good news: it actually stopped for the last two blissful, pain-free days. Bad news: apparently anything less than the maximum dose of cortisol doesn't prevent me from getting a new migraine. Here we go again. FML
Today, I can't drink coffee anymore due to its turbo-diarrhea effect on me. I also have to take something with caffeine everyday or I will have a migraine, so I drink Diet Coke. Today, I saw on TV that even two cans of soda a week erase the heart health gains made during exercise. Goodbye, healthy hearth. FML
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007type 26
That's beyond ******-up. Get well soon, OP.
lajaynay 15
You're just ******. :/ Maybe DocBastard has wisdom for you.
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Comments (174)
rammy125 4
Try Viagra. It won't help with your problems, but at least you'll have a wicked hard on
Bodzy81 4
I seriously suggest you go see your doctor. If your doctor is the one who Px you with your Rx, get a SECOND OPINION!! Just because their doctors doesn't mean they are always right. I've seen numerous MDs make simple mistakes. Even the best can miss something.
mckibben 7
except for DocBastard. He's always right.
CheeseTron 15
Well that is one clusterfuck of a situation you got there.
SamanthaCassieL 10
I wanna know how YDI. I really do. Does anyone wanna explain this to me? Maybe I'm missing something..
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
Some people hit YDI on accident, some people are dickheads.
stormstarcj 12
Omg, I actually have the exact same thing! Ask your doc for Botox injections to stop the migraines! It helped me!
VoteForTaco 8
Got it in one try. Like a boss.
Albarufus 13
You just took the meaning of "vicious circles" to a new level. Good job!
jtthegr8 26
I'd probably avoid the stroke...
GWH 0
OMG
ally8 21
I have neurocardiogenic syncope too.. Lucky enough not to get migraines though. Very important to keep up the salt tablets- fainting at a time like driving can be fatal.. Was for my pop :( get it seen to ASAP!