Today, I handed my boss my 2 weeks' notice. 20 minutes later, I was doing my work alone in the very cold basement of the building. My boss claimed it was a routine relocation planned months in advance. It's going to be a long 2 weeks. FML
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Today, I handed in my 2 weeks notice, since I have to leave for college soon. My boss told me it was fine, then cut all my remaining shifts. FML
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DocBastard 40
I have a feeling you're about to come down with a very nasty flu that will keep you out of work for, oh, about 2 weeks.
jttorkildson 21
I'm pretty sure there are laws about providing a suitable work environment.
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Comments (80)
DirectorLincoln 12
Does anyone else see op's boss being Bill Lumbergh? No? Okay. -_-
gloriousjohnson 3
wasn't this a seinfeld episode?
FunGhoost 10
Since you will be alone... Bring portal tv 5 Space heaters Snacks Time to have a two weeks long party
SlashingAverV2 20
This is why we can't have nice things.
xluciferx666 21
Time to pull a Milton from office space
Badkarma4u 17
You should write a program that takes a fraction of a penny and deposits it in an account, be careful getting caught could land you in federal pound me in the ass prison.
kalbrek009 20
I have a feeling your soon to be ex boss is full of it & wants you to suffer...classic d-bag approach on their part.
TrinityisLife 22
Demand your red Swingline stapler back!
orsombre_fml 11
Their loss. Take some gym mat with you, you have two weeks to get warm and fit.
inowhtthefoxsays 20
That sucks. Did he take your red stapler as well?