Today, I had to teach my younger brother to shave with a regular disposable razor because our dad uses an electric one and I'm the only other person in the family with enough facial hair to know how to use a razor. I probably would have been proud if I wasn't a girl. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got an electric razor and a lesson from my dad on how to shave my mustache and chin. I also got my period. FML
Today, I explained to my teenage daughter that enough was enough and she needed to start shaving her armpits again, stating it was unladylike and unsanitary. Her only response was, "If it's so unsanitary, why don't you make my brother do it?" I give up. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Today, for the third time, I had to tell my stepfather to stop using my razor. It seems when I told him last time that I use it on my armpits, that only encouraged the behaviour. FML
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, whilst taking a shower, I noticed my razor wasn't in its usual spot. Upon inspecting it closer, I noticed that there were tiny white hairs in it. When confronting my father about it, he claimed the "pink razors" are his. We've been sharing the same razor this entire time. FML
Today, I had to remove my brother's pubic hairs from the bathtub before bathing my son. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, I shaved for the first time. My mum gave me a razor and I spent about 20 minutes trying to use it. I gave up, yelling, "FUCK IT!" and put it back on the shelf. It fell, and as it hit the floor, a lid fell off. I'd tried to shave with a sheathed razor for 20 minutes. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
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Virginia6810 16
Look on the bright side... Nope.... Never mind there isn't one.
illabye 0
Wow that sucks :/ hairy situation
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Comments (155)
jynx2501 3
Big sisters are just as important as big brothers. You should be proud. You'll remember this when you're old and gray, and smile warmly. Trust me.
EmmyGirl1426 0
lol girl power haha
grumpy94533 11
:( . Try waxing. Comes back finer.
priyaaaa124 22
Don't shave your facial hair that makes it grow thicker!! Either pluck or wax! Or get it removed permanently!!