Today, I had to teach my younger brother to shave with a regular disposable razor because our dad uses an electric one and I'm the only other person in the family with enough facial hair to know how to use a razor. I probably would have been proud if I wasn't a girl. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got an electric razor and a lesson from my dad on how to shave my mustache and chin. I also got my period. FML
Today, I explained to my teenage daughter that enough was enough and she needed to start shaving her armpits again, stating it was unladylike and unsanitary. Her only response was, "If it's so unsanitary, why don't you make my brother do it?" I give up. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Today, for the third time, I had to tell my stepfather to stop using my razor. It seems when I told him last time that I use it on my armpits, that only encouraged the behaviour. FML
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, whilst taking a shower, I noticed my razor wasn't in its usual spot. Upon inspecting it closer, I noticed that there were tiny white hairs in it. When confronting my father about it, he claimed the "pink razors" are his. We've been sharing the same razor this entire time. FML
Today, I had to remove my brother's pubic hairs from the bathtub before bathing my son. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, I shaved for the first time. My mum gave me a razor and I spent about 20 minutes trying to use it. I gave up, yelling, "FUCK IT!" and put it back on the shelf. It fell, and as it hit the floor, a lid fell off. I'd tried to shave with a sheathed razor for 20 minutes. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
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Virginia6810 16
Look on the bright side... Nope.... Never mind there isn't one.
illabye 0
Wow that sucks :/ hairy situation
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Comments (155)
Calyx_fml 22
At least you care to shave it OP. some girls don't even seem to notice their own mustache (My phone almost spell corrected mustache to "moist ache")
SammyS2012 21
Like 95% of women have facial hair; they just like to pretend that they don't and that they don't hide it. Stop blaming her for genetics that she didn't choose.
SammyS2012 21
That was meant to by a reply o.O
ashlee420 2
Ok so I just made a **** my life account to say to u that I have the same problem and I'm very certain that many women do. If youlook at some bitches in the sunlight you'll see it. So don't worry to much about it. I have told everyone I know and no one is ****** up about it. Whatever man I'm a lady with a beard!! So are u!! Embrace it lady beards are awesome. :)
sunga21 3
Laser hair removal...
Aliicat16 9
I would wax if I were you
Quirkybelle 1
You need to get your hormones checked.
princessmollysue 9
Dang girl
AliSama 17
Facial hair on women is as natural as it is on men. Some men cannot grow facial hair at all. It is genetic. It is just socially acceptable that men have hair and women do not. Women do have hairy legs, they just shave for the same reason. Hair is not ugly. They have threading which is as affective as waxing. Get the persian waxes, they are much better for the skin if you are going that way.
drawmyhearton_fml 3
If a man cannot grow any facial hair or if a woman has a lot, it is because of an hormonal debalencement...
drawmyhearton_fml 3
Oops, forgot to translate (and also Made a spelling mistake) that Last word, it seems. Imbalance*
marksoflove99 0
Wax instead of shaving the hair won't grow back so quick and so thick.
guad95 0
I know the feeling -.-