Today, I had to take my 15-year-old son to the hospital. He'd gone out dressed as some My Little Pony character and encountered someone who'd had the same idea. They then got into a fistfight, and my son got the shit beaten out of him. I wish I'd never bred. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my son got a beating. Apparently, he went to a club, waited until he saw a couple of girls pulling a duckface for a photo, then rushed over and threw pieces of bread at them. Their boyfriends, not too surprisingly, didn't appreciate this. I had to drive the idiot home from the hospital. FML
Today, our daughter was going to a cosplay event, until her dad saw the costume, or lack thereof, that she was planning to wear in public, with people taking photographs of her. He got so mad, he actually burst a blood vessel in his neck and had to go to hospital. She still went to the event. FML
Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML
Today, my son visited for the first time in three years, asking to stay a while. It turns out he insulted someone online and gave his address in case they wanted to fight him. They accepted the offer, and so my son's imaginary Muay Thai skills went AWOL, along with his testicles. FML
Today, my ex had the bright idea of trying to bond with our son by taking him to a UFC fight. Our son is only 8 and autistic. It’s been hours and he hasn’t stopped crying about the "big scary men that kept hurting each other." FML
Today, my 15-year-old son got so enraged at a fly that kept harassing him, that he ended up slapping himself in the face as it flew by him. This caused him to fall out of his chair, at which point he broke down into a mess of tears, humiliating me in front of everyone. FML
Today, some muscle-head showed up at my house and started beating on me. Turned out my son had been posing online as a Navy SEAL, using a picture of me, and had dared this guy to come over and fight him. FML
Today, my son, who to my great shame is a typical bully, was suspended for bullying a disabled girl. Her father must have been the biggest, meanest, most tattooed ex-marine I've ever seen. He blamed me for bad parenting, and I actually peed myself a little in fear, which he saw too. FML
Today, my son broke his hand when he and his best friend had the genius idea of punching each other in the fists as hard as they could. FML
Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML
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Nyx_fml 23
I bet he was Honeysuckle. That one seems like a tough pony.
CommunistBanana 8
Friendship is not always magic :(
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Comments (220)
DeathcoreDashie 11
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Yeah, us bronies take our shit pretty seriously. :P But in all seriousness, fyl. Men shouldnt dress as MLP characters unless the character is male.
Zimmington 21
Did she say the character he dressed up as was female?
Juggalette_623 9
How can you call yourself a briny if you don't love and respect the shit out of her son for dressing up at all? I call shenanigans.
MzZombicidal 36
I'm pretty sure anyone can dress up as whatever they want. That's the point of Halloween.
Juggalette_623 9
*brony
thatgirlkat 9
Why would you let him go out dressed as a my little pony.
thatgirlkat 9
I'm sorry, that was rude of me to say. Especially because he's hurt. He has the freedom to express himself.
beelee1988 13
She might be one of those rare parents who actually supports their childs decisions. Until they get their asses beat of course. Then the child is on their own, and the parent wishes they were never born.
GetKayotic 12
That is incredibly insensitive to say that. What if your mother said she wished she never had you? How would that make you feel? Think about it before saying something so harsh about your own son.
thatgirlkat 9
Especially because he's hurt. It's insensitive of her to post this.
graceinsheepwear 34
You wish you'd never "bred"? You sound like a bit of a horse yourself. Oh wait, sorry, I meant ass.
perdix 31
The first rule of Brony Fight Club is Sharing is Caring. The second is: Don't talk about Brony Fight Club.
strawberrywine22 30
/)*(
buckdharma 38
He should've hit him with the old clopper stopper.
Juggalette_623 9
With what the definition of "clomper" is, that would've DEFINITELY stopped the other kid
Voij 16
Nah, he's actually talking about a "clopper stopper", no spelling mistake there. Then again, you can consider yourself lucky for not knowing what clopping is.
mybubbles2000 13
I love My Little Pony. Sorry bout your luck. Hope he gets better. Hmmmm curious as to how bad the other guy is!
Misshhh 23
You wish you'd never bred? wow.. way to say you wish you never had a son so awesome enough to go as something he loves and isn't embarrassed of what others think and I personally think you should be proud to have a son tough to stick up for himself. He's one hardcore pony xD
guatzz 5
Your a worthless parent to slam your own son on a public website. 15 yr old pony or not. Your right you should not have bred. Hope fully your son is nothing like you.
Crono_brony 2
You just said exactly how I felt. word for word. respect.
ChakatBlackstar 29
When did MLP fans start getting into fistfights? Or would it be hooffights? I knew MLP was serious business but that's taking it too far.