Today, I had to put up with a student who stubbornly insisted that King Solomon was, in fact, a Pokémon. FML
madden2014 tells us more.
OP here. For those of you who are curious, I work at a public high school teaching English. The class of interest here was my Advanced Placement English Literature and Composition class (made up of SENIORS). The issue came up because a sample practice objective test I passed out had referenced some biblical stories and a couple of students had questions on it. He still thinks Solomon is in one of his Pokémon games.
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forchane 9
King Solomon! Use mine!
MegaError101 10
He is thinking of Salamance
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Comments (87)
caohm 18
I hope you teach elementary school
MBSC 11
I need to meet this kid.
quanito1013 6
Guys, please. King Solomon is a rare Yugioh card.
MissssUnderstood 13
It's amazing how dumb people can be...
ThorPowaa 19
Well, did you chose him ?
kaitlynjane 28
I'm guessing it's probably just as bad that I was initially thinking that this FML was talking about Sauroman from Lord of the Rings.
babyshanice 12
I choose you King Solomon!
Enslaved 38
Just for kicks-- Get a sword and threaten to cut his pokeballs in half.
worldclassrager 41
When suddenly a wild King Solomon appeared! King Solomon used wisdom it's super affective
AnOriginalName 19
It's giving me the finger too. Probably nothing personal, then.