Today, I had to have a cervical biopsy. The doctor said I would feel slight cramping as she scraped cells from inside the cervix. I guess by "slight cramping" she meant I would shit, throw up, and then pass out. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I felt a very sharp pain, like my appendix was going to burst. After going to the doctor, I was rushed to the hospital to get tests done. The doctors later told me there's nothing wrong, I was just constipated. I went to the hospital for them to basically tell me I'm full of shit. FML
Today, what started with me forcing a shit a little too hard ended up with me being rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. FML
Today, the pills my doctor prescribed for my extremely painful period cramps apparently have a side effect; excruciatingly painful cramps. I feel like I'm being repeatedly stabbed in the ovaries with a rusty fork. FML
Today, I went to the doctor to see if she could check a lump in my vagina. She pushed the lump and asked, "Does this make you want to use the bathroom for a number 2?" I said yes. Turns out, it’s hard poop pushing against my intestines and the outside vagina wall. FML
Today, I got diagnosed with stomach ulcers. They are very painful, and I have been throwing up blood. On my latest trip to the toilet, I was heaving and the pain was making me beat the floor with my fist, the toilet lid decided to come crashing down on my head, giving me a minor concussion. FML
Today, I had an ovarian cyst rupture at work, causing sudden severe stomach cramps; this caused my bowels to release everything right then and there, while on the phone with a customer, in the middle of the call center surrounded by 200 other sales reps. FML
Today, I was in class and felt a sharp pain in my stomach. I began to scream and cry because the pain was horrible, so the teacher called 911. After being rushed to the hospital, I was told that "I had gas cramps and would be fine." My whole class was listening on speakerphone to make sure I was ok. FML
Today, while working at the hospital, I had a patient with a blocked bowel. It was so bad, feces were entering into her stomach. While leaning down to talk with her, she threw up. I was both vomited and defecated on at the same time. FML
Today, I went to the hospital due to vomiting and abdominal pain, and they decided to fit me with an IV drip. It took several tries by two different people to get the cannula in. I feel like a human pin-cushion. FML
Today, I had horrible pains in my stomach area so I went to the doctors. They couldn't find anything wrong and sent me to the Emergency Room for X-rays. After spending the entire day in the hospital, they tell me I'm slightly constipated. I had to pay $400 to find out I had to take a shit. FML
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HarshD9619 34
That's the equivalent of a dentist saying, "This won't hurt a bit."
expertsmilee 26
She just didn't wanna scare the shit out of ya.
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Comments (103)
kashanta91 11
After reading through the posts here, I think many people are confused on what, exactly, her procedure was. It was Not a normal test, like a Pap Smear. The doctor removed a piece of her cervix with tool that has a blade. The reactions are most definitely different for every woman who has this type of procedure done, and they aren't done just because the doctor wants to do them. This is looking deeper into the cervical walls for cancer, most likely, or some other disease(s) that can lead to very big problems. I'm in the same boat, though I haven't had this type of procedure done. Calling OP a wuss or a baby is far from what she is; her body reacted violently to the rp editor, she had no control. I say she's brave for going through with it, because a lot of women fear the results as well as the possible pain involved.
kashanta91 11
*procedure, not rp editor.
Girlshotdown1 21
when i had that happen to me. I ripped off this stuff animals head because it was so painfull. i could feel your pain
JK4EVR8114 1
Girls don't poop though
italyball 12
It could be possible that most people just experience cramping. When I got my iud in, I did cramp like a bitch, but not anything to that extent.
Jayvey_Airson 12
For an unknown reason, my brain wants to imagine this as happening in the half second that it took to read it, and in a quick, violent, explosive manner... quite hilarious actually.
TonyBarbere 8
Awesome