By technical - 31/03/2015 02:50 - United States - Mount Vernon

Today, I had to explain to someone that all beverages, except plain water, actually have calories. They weren't too happy that their milkshake diet was over before it began. FML
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jpsullivan 36

Do you work as a professional dream killer?

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False_Stupidity 41

They could still do a low calorie milkshake diet. Doesn't have to be zero, right?

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justsayin91 10

That's not actually true.... but that is ridiculous. how does one not know that??

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inolongercare 19

Well... Some diet sodas don't have calories

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PeacefulKnight 6

b..but.. my coke zero says zero fat on it.. D:

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hurley12 30

There are zero calorie drinks aside from water but you're right, milkshakes are not one of them.

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Eloxia 7

A diet of 0 calories isn't realistic. A milkshake diet isn't healthy, either. I did have a friend who once lost 30 lbs by replacing his lunch and dinner meals with beer, which also isn't healthy. If you cut out entire food groups you can lose weight simply because you've dramatically reduced your calorie intake. Also, coffee and tea withou sugar or milk/cream are 0 calorie drinks.

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gintwinsmoore 20

sounds like that person needs a helmet forever.

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