Health: Today, I had to buy groceries while suffering horrible morning...

By Anonymous - 04/10/2012 18:10 - United States - Omaha

Today, I had to buy groceries while suffering horrible morning sickness. My nausea magnified as I stood in line behind an obese lady wearing a tank top and tiny short shorts. I lost everything in my stomach when she stuck her hand down her shorts and started scratching at her ass-crack. FML

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By Mc2013 - 12/10/2014 17:38 - United States

Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML

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Long ass

By Anonymous - 16/12/2023 23:00 - United States

Today, I went to the market and I was stuck in a long ass line for 10-15 minutes. To make things worse, in front of me was a guy bending down with his buttcrack all the way out. I couldn't eat anything after that. FML

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You BASTARD!

By moosemay - 02/04/2013 15:04 - Germany

Today, suffering from severe morning sickness followed by cravings for salty food, I had stacked our fridge with yummy snacks. When finally emerging from our bathroom after retching this morning, I found out my husband had eaten all my snacks the night before. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2013 17:31 - Sweden - Karlskrona

Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant, though I don't really suffer from morning sickness. I do however suffer from sympathy puking, which kicked in with horrifying consequences when someone burst in and started vomiting in one of the other stalls. FML

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The weirdos are reproducing

By pregz - 25/04/2013 00:18 - United States - Vancouver

Today, while grocery shopping, I was having such terrible abdominal pains I could hardly walk. As I'm 8 months pregnant, I told my husband we should head home. He thought a better idea was to run through the store and hide from me, hoping to induce labor by making me chase him. FML

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Bad timing

By oh no - 29/01/2013 14:51 - Canada - Montreal

Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML

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Don't mind me

By everyonewasstaring - 22/12/2009 23:32 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shopping in a packed store when I started to feel faint. Since I was quite far along in the queue, I tried to hold out until I reached the front of the queue. Good news: I succeeded. Bad news: I then fainted at the counter, hit my nose, and shit myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2014 21:47 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML

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By whipplewhip - 30/06/2013 04:21 - United States

Today, my husband and I were at the mall, and decided to have a snack at the food court. As we ate, an obese woman squeezed past our table, butt facing us. Just when her ass-cheeks slid past our heads, she let out a horrific fart that my father would be proud of. FML

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By eeeee - 14/06/2012 20:40 - United States

Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML

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alexhaz64 4

Friday 5 October 2012 2:01

I don't think anyone would blame you for that, morning sickness or not...

ajnorma 16

Friday 5 October 2012 2:00

That would do it for me too!

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amanda1019 12

Friday 5 October 2012 15:41

Your from Nebraska! There is a lot of gross people in Nebraska! I feel for ya! :(

ilovecandie 0

Friday 5 October 2012 17:54

I threw up reading this (I get major sympathy pregnancy even when I read a book about pregnancy). It doesn't matter if your big or small you shouldn't wear something that doesn't cover you properly. I recommend that she gets some fashion advice from my heavy friends since they obviously dress better

internetqueen 1

Saturday 6 October 2012 5:16

I did too! I had a 24 hour stomach bug and I thought about this FML and it made me throw up blaaaahhhhhh

awkward_gothlady 32

Friday 5 October 2012 19:25

Daisy Dukes or not, I don't know why anyone needs to stick their hands down their pants and scratch their ass in public. That's the part I don't want to see.

bgdkmcgee 10

Friday 5 October 2012 19:54

Hilarious!

guitarguy2171 2

Friday 5 October 2012 20:30

Whatever happens in Walmart , stays in Walmart.

Alastrina_fml 20

Friday 5 October 2012 22:11

That just plain sucks. I would be sick too.

Blahblah9921 4

Friday 5 October 2012 22:47

just thinking about it makes me sick :/

Blahblah9921 4

Friday 5 October 2012 22:47

just thinking about it makes me sick :/

maddiewoah 15

Saturday 6 October 2012 0:17

Now, I'll admit that I'm an obese woman.. but I know very well that it is NOT okay for a large woman to wear tiny tank tops, too-tight t-shirts, and short shorts. In public. Wear that shit in the privacy of your own home. Because that. Is. Disgusting.