Health: Today, I had to apply medicine to my friend's spider bites, located... - FML

By tonirene - 29/07/2010 07:21 - United States

Today, I had to apply medicine to my friend's spider bites, located on her ass crack. FML

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tonirene 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 10:11

To answer all of Qs.. I am a straight girl, no she's not fat. she just couldn't see it therefore it was difficult to apply medicine. I did it because I am a good friend and she told me to put it up on FML lol. turns out it wasn't a spider bite afterall though, she has a staph infection on he ass,

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disturbed_girl29 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 16:06

that's a true friend

crazymanda87 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 16:06

now all depends if the op is a girl or guy,benifical for him , girl benifical for other men reading this...

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kwerner7116 14

Wednesday 2 September 2015 4:56

you are one great ******* friend

legendof90 14

Saturday 9 January 2016 22:53

Figuring she's clean down there how was it gross. Didn't it smell like roses

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