Intimacy: Today, I had surgery on my "girl parts" and can't have sex for... - FML

By Justme - 20/02/2011 12:23 - United States

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Today, I had surgery on my "girl parts" and can't have sex for six weeks. My boyfriend sees no need to spend any time with me until I heal up. FML

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By gimp. - 08/05/2009 08:28 - United States

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Today, I had surgery on my foot. The doctor told me I'd be on crutches for 6 months. I texted my boyfriend the news, promising lots of intimate favors if he'd watch movies with me while on bed rest for the next week. He texted back, "No way. I don't date cripples." Dumped for a broken foot. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2023 22:00

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Today, I just had surgery and my wife finally wants to have sex. Not that there haven't been enough other days in the previous years of marriage… FML

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By Twysted91 - 28/12/2014 03:50 - United States - Milford

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Today, I was rushed to the emergency room in crippling pain, thanks to a very dangerous cluster of cysts on my ovaries that could rupture at any time. My boyfriend took this news as my way of denying him sex and broke up with me for "going to obscene lengths" to emasculate him. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2018 19:00

Today, my best friend of 12 years traveled cross country to help me recover from major surgery. I've been sitting in the hospital by myself while she has sex in my empty apartment with some guy she met. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2022 16:00

Today, I just had knee surgery which has put me on crutches for 6 weeks. I fell on my ass after washing my hands after using the bathroom. Ashamed, my boyfriend and father had to pick me up. I destroyed the towel rack, ripping it of the wall. All this pain is now potentially for nothing. It's day 4 post operation. FML

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MrDanimal 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 19:14

As soon as you heal up, injure his man parts. I think that's only fair. Then ignore him for six weeks.

rachii 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 19:12

Sucks to be you. Oh well, find someone who doesn't just want you for sex.

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droln4maltesers 8

Sunday 20 February 2011 23:52

you see him as boyfriend... he sees you as a F buddy...

AddictedToGuys 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 23:53

anyone?^^^^^

AddictedToGuys 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 23:58

well guys, why are you looking at the bad side of having a bf who only wants sex? i mean thnk of all those intense, pleasurable nights you will have in 6 weeks ^^

musicbunny 1

Monday 21 February 2011 0:19

u suck, a**hole.

orgasm_blush 4

Monday 21 February 2011 0:41

What kind of surgery He should be comforting you!

princessbug 0

Monday 21 February 2011 0:49

leave him!!! you deserve SO much better!

wtf20007 10

Monday 21 February 2011 0:57

agreed with 57, thought the same thing

Jizwold 0

Monday 21 February 2011 1:00

like what?

AnagenisisZagus 13

Monday 21 February 2011 1:04

So? You are off the hook then. The surgery gives you a break from the douche. Know what is even better? Leave his ass.

xXM1CH431Xx 0

Monday 21 February 2011 1:04

Owned. Your life sucks.

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