By Justme - 20/02/2011 12:23 - United States

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Today, I had surgery on my "girl parts" and can't have sex for six weeks. My boyfriend sees no need to spend any time with me until I heal up. FML
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MrDanimal 0

As soon as you heal up, injure his man parts. I think that's only fair. Then ignore him for six weeks.

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rachii 0

Sucks to be you. Oh well, find someone who doesn't just want you for sex.

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ktdad07 0

Girl parts? Is that really the term you used? I wouldn't want to spend any time with you either if you can't use a grown-up word like ******.

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xstream 5

you have two other holes use them! and btw making him a sandwich is always a good idea *scnr*

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T552 12

It's men like this which adds to the stereotype that all men after one thing in a relationship - sex. And they wonder why most women think this. Honestly what a selfish **** driven bastard. Get rid of him and never ever look back.

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Shinygirlnz 1

Is your self esteem so low that you'd stay with a guy who doesn't respect you?

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rawrsofi 5

DUMP HIS ASS! you deserve someone better, OP

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breakingdawnxx3 0

I think you should dump him and find a sincere guy. Not a douche who just wants sex.

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califbob 3

you should hire him a stripper to fulfil his needs until you are vack in action. it's the right thing to do!

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AddictedToGuys 0

ive always wanted to be a stripper! HIRE ME!!!!!!!! I woldnt mind helping you out but i have one rule: 1)you gotta let me sleep with him more than once ;)

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heathersmorin 0

that's terrible!!! dump his ass. if all he wants is sex, you don't need an asshole like him. find someone new hunny.

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