Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML
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Today, we had a school reunion. The guy who bullied me throughout my high school career is now rich and married. I'm broke and single, and he specifically came up to me to point it out. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I've had a huge glow up since then, and I noticed plenty of women who never spoke to me at the time trying to hit it off with me. It seems the partners of some of those women got jealous and started pressing me. Now I'm getting bullied for being hot? FML
Today, at a supermarket, I ran into a girl I knew in high school. She had two kids with her and they were buying school supplies. My cart was full of beer and snacks. After a chat, she left, not before saying, "I hope things get better for you." I have a job and a girlfriend. FML
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Today, I was having a chuckle at the girl who used to torment me since she’s on her fourth marriage. Then I realized she’s gotten four handsome, rich men to marry her, while I’m still hopelessly single and haven’t had a boyfriend since high school. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML
Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML
Today, I attended my 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and my ex-husband look better on her. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
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Ami8919 0
YDI. I dont even need to say anything more than that.
VioletStrange 0
YDIIIIIIII. man, didn't bill gates say something like this once - 'don't pick on nerds, you'll probably end up working for one'?
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Comments (662)
Quadlight 8
Just because someone is smarter doesnt make him a nerd maybe you are just a dumbass ;)
emit97 8
It sure does, asshole.
Funnyguyproblems 1
Is he handsome now?
laughingcx 3
Karma bit your ass lml
KasiaLilith 13
the point is you dont deserve your gf, since u value her less that Brazilian supermodel. I hope she read your post and on next reunion you will be the guy that got dumped by a girl from 7-11!
mirrorfrost 11
Who gives a **** if he is with supermodels. Tjere is nothing wrong with real girls. Working girls. From the way you are talking, I can tell she puts up with a lot of crap and you dont deserve her. She shouldn't be underappreciated like that. ****. You. You. Completely. Deserve. It.
thebluerose 5
sad thing is that you still are the kid who had to pick on others to feel good...saying your girl works at 7-11 as if she's nothing much shows that you may not deserve her ..whats important is having a happy,healthy relationship no matter whether you have it with a supermodel or any one else
jwadd100 5
I actually have a lot of newfound respect for Karma after reading this
JaiBrooks5 13
Karma is a motherfucking bitch. KIDS!!! This is what happens when you get bullied....so don't ever give up
chanelvander 7
I do think the guy he picked on is kind of a douche for divorcing a woman for a "hotter" version...that's not something to be praised or look up to, even if it was wrong of you to be mean to him.