Today, I had just had a shower, when I noticed that the mix of my shower gel and deodorant smelled like Lynx Dark Temptation. I was happy, as this is my favourite men's deodorant, until I realised I was happily sniffing my own boobs because they smelled like my ex-boyfriend. FML
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ToxxicAngel 15
Haha Oops_i_died, I can guarantee it's none of the ones you're thinking of :P I think the worst part was that I haven't even seen him in two months lol. I'm definitely going to try the "spray it until I get sick of it" cure though; thanks MissMess :) perdix - Thanks for the offer, but I wasn't sniffing them on purpose. I was bent over to rub leave-in conditioner into my hair... lol
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perdix 31
Aw, I'll be your friend*. *If boob-sniffing is part of the deal ;)
MissMess 12
Scent is a powerful memory, sucks to be you! I'd get some and spray it so much I got sick of it. Cured.
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shrdlu 28
Every time I smell rose perfume I'm reminded of my first girlfriend. We broke up over 30 years ago.
winkydog4056 16
Och! OP must be quite blessed in the mammary department to be able to sniff her own boobs.....
merser 7
Rofl
jasperito_reyes 6
Not an fml... You are weird to share this with the world. Keep that to yourself...
Darkmagic666 9
At first I read this without looking at the name or sex symbol. That just made me laugh then I read it again. Still can't get the first thought out of my head.
whatup360 1
Pictures or it didn't happen
Old_Iron_Sides 6
Nobody has said "pics or it didn't happen!" I don't know whether to be proud or disappointed in the internet...
Skyliiine_fml 0
Can I Smell?
TrippingOnAcid 29
I had this problem with my shower jel smelling like Lynx Excite - also my ex boyfriend's signature scent. Myself? I wear chocolate
merko 8
i wish i had the skill of boob sniffing :(