Today, I had gone to the store and bought a new wallet. 5 minutes later a security guard asks for my receipt. Turns out I had dropped my receipt. Some guy had picked it up and pretended I had stole his wallet. The guard confiscated my wallet because the guy had "his" receipt to prove it. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Dressed for success
Today, I realized the dress I bought yesterday still had the security tag on. I returned to the store to get it removed, only to realize I'd lost my receipt. The lady at the counter thought I stole it, called security, and had me escorted out, dress-less. FML
Help!
Today, I went to the store, but after I'd selected my items, I saw that I'd forgotten my wallet. When I tried to explain to the cashier, he thought that I was trying to steal and called the cops. My roommate had to come to the store to save me. FML
Today, while at the mall, a lady dropped her credit card while in line to buy something. I came over, picked it up and gave it to her just for her to shove it in my hand and scream, "She's stealing my wallet! My wallet!" The police came. FML
No good deed and all that
Today, I found a wallet on the sidewalk and spent an hour tracking down the owner. When I finally returned it, he opened it, counted the cash in front of me, and asked if I was sure there hadn't been more money in it. FML
Minus one Karma
Today, I lost my wallet while out shopping. Panicked, I retraced my steps and found it at a store, turned in by an employee. Grateful, I opened it to find a note that read, "We left the money but took one dollar for karma." I checked. They did actually take one dollar. FML
Classic mistake
Today, I realized I'd lost my wallet when paying for groceries. I had to put all the items back and leave the store feeling so embarrassed in front of everyone. FML
Smooth criminal
Today, I walked into Best Buy to buy a 42" widescreen TV I'd been saving up for many months. As I walked in, a man stopped me and handed me my wallet that I'd accidentally dropped. I thanked him. Five minutes later at the checkout, I opened up my wallet to realize it was empty. He had stolen everything. FML
Today, I felt a tug on my backpack and found my wallet missing. A nice stranger pointed to a guy running down the stairs and said "There goes the guy who took your wallet!" I ran to catch the supposed offender. The 'nice' stranger was the actual offender distracting me as he got away. FML
Today, I found a wallet containing an ID card. I managed to track down the owner, who now is threatening to call the police if I don't return the 400 dollars that he insists were also in it. FML
The cat's out of the bag
Today, I was shopping with my husband. At the self-checkout, one of the items I was buying for him as a gift didn’t register. As we were walking out, I get stopped and escorted to the loss prevention office, where I was accused of stealing. FML
Top comments
Teffie 0
Didn't the sales person remember you?
dragon_fml 0
yea, ask for the salesperson. ask the security to check the cameras. there is always a camera above the cashier.
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Kttttt 0
Really? No. You sign the bottom of the receipt to buy the item...
erkdoc 0
I wouldn't have given it to him. What are they ganna do, pepper spray you? Pain is temporary, losing a wallet is forever.
CLW_fml 9
haha
kimisaparasite 0
thats why you put your receipt in your bag
josh60637 0
that sucks. what sucks even more is i once paid in cash for some clothes at GAP and it was also charged to my card. i had to pay twice for $260 of clothes. **** gap
neo1738 0
BS meter is very high on this one, too easy to refute it, and who in their right mind hands over something to a rent a cop?
PenNameHere 0
So many fml's are just inconveniences that can be easily fixed. Like talking to the salesperson.
take_a_moment 0
thrifty bugga! LOL unlucky ey!
ran_fml 0
You do not ever have to show your receipt unless it's a membership store like Costco.
88sforlife 0
Wow That Other Guy Iz A Total Douche Bag